Star Wars: The rise of Skywalker

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  1. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    No speculations on the possible Rey/Luke/Anakin link, @hotwater ? :(
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sad news to report Actor Peter Mayhew who played Chewbacca in ‘Star Wars’ is Dead at the age of 74


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  3. Irminsul

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    No Way, I was on point.
     
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  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    RIP
     
  5. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Arrrgggaargh! :(
     
  6. hotwater

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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    omg it's Revenge of the Nerds V....................

    Star Wars Fans Implement Sex Strike Until Disney Disavows 'The Last Jedi'


    The movement aims to force Disney to destroy all copies of the film, remove it from all streaming services, and issue a public apology, all before replacing the film with a new Episode 8 that actually respects Star Wars lore.

    "We will withhold sex from all female humans until The Last Jedi is wiped from existence," said Lars "Lando" Pearson, a self-described "Star Wars geek." "We hate to resort to these kinds of drastic measures,
    but it must be done for an important cause such as this."

    "As long as The Last Jedi is allowed to stand, with its comprehensive destruction of everything we hold dear about Star Wars, females of our species will not get to enjoy everything they hold dear about us Star Wars nerds."
     
  9. Irminsul

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    Oh great so they're withholding sex throughout the movie. Not even a giant star wars galaxy orgy is going to make up for 2hrs of no sex scenes!
     
  10. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    What will you women do if the Nerds follow through on their threat and withhold sex? [​IMG]
     
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  11. hotwater

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    On the set of Episode IX

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    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  13. Irminsul

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    The market for strapons has sky rocketed in recent years so I'm guessing something like that. :p it tells me that either guys just aren't as big as they say they are, they watch too much porn and can't maintain an erection or, girls gone wild exploring between themselves. :tearsofjoy:

    Either way, a possibly ominous sign for men hehe. They're either beginning to express their feminine side or the better gear is sold in shops. :p

    There is probably already a market for star was sex toys, there's outfits, there'd have to be accessories too.
     
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  14. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Lol @ the parasol for 3cpo :grinning:
     
  15. hotwater

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    Well at least he now has a gold leg rather that a silver one
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Back in the day she was hot

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  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Cool picture of Padme

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  20. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Always impressed how the big creature in the arena tore her top so fashionably.
     
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