Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

Hotwater you've identified some interesting parallels!

 

So the next episode will be like "Fifty Shades of Rey"?

 

I get more and more positive about the prequel trilogy myself. Thought they were average/barely ok at first. Always was positive about the settings and star wars lore and universe, but not about certain scenes, characters and performances. But because the settings and universe (and most action too) is so well done i can't help but embrace these three movies overall.
I liked the bad guys better too. General Grievous for instance.

 

That will not be interesting. It will be cliché as fuck. Might equal Anakin and Padme's romantic stay on Naboo in lame cheesiness. Ok, thats pretty difficult, but you get the point. I hope you're wrong

 

I want to be positive about them, but there's just too much utter shite. if it weren't for Obi Wan and Anakin's shoulder pads, which are grounds enough for termination...fuck...their cop haircuts...argh... Anyway, then there's the factory scene with 3PO which is the worst piece of CGI animated garbage I've ever seen. Jar Jar. The underwater vehicle that is totally lame with its streamers... Darth saying "Noooooo!" TERRIBLE plotlines.

God, they're so bad. Don't let the rubbish they've inspired over generations make you forget the wonder that was before.

 

The wonder before is the lightsabers.
The wonder after is lightsaber fights with actual in shape jedi.

 

Disney has already expanded into R rated films and is investing heavily in VR technology on the assumption that porn is the future. Mickey is suing for divorce and the judge says, "Let me see if I got this right, you want to divorce her because she's crazy?" To which Mickey responds, "No! She's fucking Goofy!" While, from the back of the courtroom can be heard, "Ahah, ahah, imagine that!" Soon, you can fuck her yourself in VR.

 

Yeah those prequels left a lot to be desired.

I remember how excited I was back in 1999 to see the Phantom Menace and how disappointed I was leaving the theatre. Jake Lloyd who played young Anakin Skywalker was an insufferable little brat, Jar Jar Binks was excruciating, and that makeup on Queen Amidala was ridiculous, Then Attack of the Clones came along in 2002 and that was a little better but Hayden Christensen was miscast, and finally Revenge of the Sith (2005) which was good but not the blockbuster I was hoping for.

 

It’s only speculation based on the preliminary screenplay which has then together throughout the movie

 

I was SO excited to see it. I must have watched the trailers a thousand times... The prequels could be SO good is what really bugs me. But they don't do what they're supposed to do at all, which is make Anakin the best guy in the world. It's supposed to be tragic when he falls from grace, not like, "Super cool it's Darth." Or whatever. I want to see my #1 hero turned into a machine...people should cry leaving the theater...not laugh at Darth going "Noooooooo!"

 

They made him like this little rapscallion. IMO he should have been more "heart of gold" type. Someone quiet but could light up a room. Everybody should have been at ease around him. Not like freaking out 'cause he's going to jump out of a spaceship or whatever.

And then...tricked! He falls to the Dark Side. mwah ha ha ha ha

 

Well that's like your opinion man...

 

Here's the latest trailer for Solo

 

Looks great if Disney can avoid making it too commercial which, of course, tends to cost extra. Normally they try to spend most of their money on the special effects. The actor looks like a great replacement for Hans Solo.

 

how do they get less special effects though like, if they dont pay a million dollars does the person tone them down a little? lol.

 

They put so many special effects in a movie like this they just cut a few out if they want to save more money. At $100,000.oo to a million bucks a piece, they add up fast. A single custom mask can easily cost $300,000.oo.

 

that's ridiculous. i can buy a mask at the supermarket for 5 dollars.

 

They only care about what people will pay the most for, and expensive masks sell better than big tits.

 

still gotta sell 4 masks for every 1 peep show
YES MINE ARE WORTH 20$$$

 

People tend to want a show that lasts at least an hour and a half long, and tits just get old fast unless, of course, you can actually play with them. That's why VR is the future.