Star Wars: The Last Jedi’

For you real hardcore star wars fans here's a copy of the Star Wars Holiday special from 1978 which is generally considered the worst piece of crap associated with the name Star Wars.

George Lucas has completely disowned the special and even claims it never aired, but then again he also claims that Jar Jar Binks is his all-time favorite Star Wars character - Sure George, Sure,

 

Ain't nothing wrong with JarJar. He's aight. He's better than those two dorky robots the gold sissy thing and the r2d2 well r2 is pretty cute, but they're kinda so homo at the same time. Especially cp3zero. That things just bugs me.

 

No doubt C-3PO had the hots for the Astro-droid R2-D2, but remember he was built by Anakin Skywalker so that could be an early sign of his eventual turn to the dark side

 

I drew Jar Jar if he hadn't been a freak.

 

What a wookie should look like

 

^
Metrowookie

 

I never bothered to see The Last Jedi. Tried Force Awakens couldn't stomach it so yeah, just gave up on the franchise. Didn't help that Disney decided to start mass producing Star Wars like especially horny rabbits

 

Disney is producing the same technology used in virtual porn and, likely, are simply taking examples from the industry and applying it to their films and video games. Imagine a virtual porn Disney Land for adults, and you can see where this is heading. The video game "Detroit Become Human" could be the first to seriously explore this combination of Hollywood film and interactive virtual reality. The game cast hundreds of actors, uses full body motion capture, and is adapted for ray traced lighting, empowering even programmed characters to easily recognize what each other and the player are doing and respond accordingly, blurring the lines between what is an actual person online and an automation, as well as, what is a movie and what is a video game.

 

MAY 25, 2018

 

God I wish we weren't so fond of parading around the corpses of the dead & pretending they were still alive & kicking

 

^Debby Downer in the house

 

I’m not following your line of reasoning.

You don’t like the use of CGI to generate images of the dead like Regional Governor Tarkin (Peter Cushing) or generate images of a young princess Leia Organa? (Carrie Fisher)

 

Well Carrie was alive at the time so I don't think he meant her.

 

I had the feeling he might mean the oldest trilogy in general and how the franchise gets milked. You've got to admit that special vibe of the 70s which made (makes) the scifi and characters so special is a bit waning. But I personally am not complaining... a lot The lovechild of Leia and Han still sucks!! In every aspect.