Standing in line. Nice ass.

When standing in line behind a stranger, a pretty woman wearing nice shorts with a nice ass, have you ever said to her that she has a nice ass. What do you think she would say to that. I guess it depends on the woman.

 

She would probably give me a smack in the chops and then i would get another one from the Mrs

 

I did this once in college, she turned around smiling and gave me her number,

 

College. Those were the days!!! But today a woman over 40 i wonder.

 

A few years before we were married my wife experienced guys saying nice ass. She ignored them and hated it. BUT when both guys and girls said nice triceps she actually would turn around and thank them and sometimes it turned into more, yes muff diving or fucking. So next time you see a nice ass ask her if she works out or something similar you might hit a home run.

 

Try this. When you are in a public building or office and a nice ass is connected to a beautiful guy or girl and he or she is leaving sing this. "Don't you love her as she's walkin out the door, like she dod one thousand times before." It's a Doors song. I use to get some mean looks and some turns and smiles. You never know.

 

It's like Andrew Dice Clay's bit....."So, I'm standing in line there at the bank and I got my tongue up this chick's ass......she asks, do I know you? And she's giving me attitude..."

 

Only admired, never commented for fear of repercussion. If she's going to parade around in nice shorts I'm going to look and enjoy. (Hell, I'm going to look at a nice ass even if she isn't wearing nice shorts.) Trouble is her intent may be to get the looks but not the comments. That's a path I don't want to take if it can be avoided.

 

Most of the girls I have said to have taken it as a compliment

 

I know I am always thinking 'ah....that is a nice ass....' when ever I see one. Some day my inside words will slip out....

 

Just go for it most girls liked to be told. I know from experience

 

You will get repelled by women if you go straight to the sex connection. Undress her mind and the clothes will fall of on their own. It does work.

 

After I undress her in my mind...

 

I would expect to be punched in the snot box if I said that at my age!! Some years back a friend and i were exiting a store in a mall and this tall, beautiful girl walked by. I said to my friend "wow--did you see that beautiful girl"? She turned her head sideways, gave a smile and kept walking. That probably made her day, I guess.

 

Dirty old man

 

I think that about some guys. But silent. lol

 

Life’s short. Go ahead and say it

 

I might next time, then hide.
Sporty you have a nice ass.

 

I can honestly say that’s the one compliment I get.

 

I wouldnt tell somebody they had a nice ass unless i was wearing some kind of faceguard. lol