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Could you be a good spy?

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Could you be a spy? | Quiz | guardian.co.uk

 

I think I'd be better at counter-espionage.

Maybe information gathering.

 

Iv apparently a 50 50 chance lol

 

Go for it.

You could be the new M. Giss a job.

 

Ok Sir.. and your qualifications are?

 

I got a GCSE in sociology

 

That will do.. pick a department, your head!

 

I couldn't possibly tell you.

 

Every man fancies himself as a Bond

But the inner Goldfinger is always lurking in the darker recesses of the lizard mind

 

I'd be a shit spy... My mind would wander off the job and get caught!

 

Having seen the 'Danger man' become 'The Prisoner' I'd be a bit dubious, although - ..... I am a Man, and an U.N.C.L.E

 

No

 

Well, you would say that though wouldn't you?

 

Any Eastern European is ipso facto a spy.

 

Any spy may have allegiance to, but not necessarily be from a particular nation of opposition
First rule of Spying:- "Trust No one" it is that which is - ipso facto

 

I'd probably forget to respond to my undercover name

 

When we awake you from your trance with the trigger word you'll remember and do our bidding.

 

I could never be a spy. I simply do not have a "poker face."

 

"Well, you would say that though wouldn't you?"