Spontaneous Human Combustion

The pursuit of truth.










pssst ... you don't really know shit about the subject do you? Its okay, we'll keep that our little secret.

 

Honestly?

























best thing I've read all day!

 

that happens sometimes.

 

don't get too excited.
Today was a SLOW motherfucker.

 

i figured as much. pregnancy has turned my brain to swiss cheese, so on those rare occaisions i say something good, it's usually an accident.

 

how's the little motherfucker coming along?

 

she's beating the shit outta me and trying to claw her way out through my esophagus. other than that, she's alright. cute as hell, from the ultrasound. looks just liek her sister. but she's MEAN. lol.

 

Son of a bitch. I was going to say that too.
It's true too.

 

yeah. those poor drummers. we really should respect their pain.

 

Fuckin Hey!
Tell him Man!
I think BOTH happened on stage too.

 

I really feel you don't care!

 

i think one could argue that poor usage of pyrotechnics coulda had something to do with that. like spent fireworks mingling with sweat or sea salt...

 

no, really. i hurt so bad.

 

Sodium combusts when it comes in contact with water. And sodium is used in fireworks.

It's the likely explaination.

 

Maybe it's from Methane?
Some people like olhippie are very gassy people.

 

Lets be real ok? Fire burns.. can be all agree on that?

If someone supposably experienced SHC and every cell in their body ignited, they would create a a hell of a lot of heat. Everything around them would naturally burn too... even the seat they were sitting on. If you believe that people can get SHC and not burn plastic then you probably believe that ornamental elephants can cry because god made it happen to prove his existence.

If you believe the later then your children will become retarded because of your lack of common sense

 

OK i'm sorry-I did not mean to under estimate your pain. Blushes

 

Well then how do you explain what happened to Richard Pryor Man?

 

WHOA!!!! you mean i made a valid statement regarding chemical reactions?!!! WHOOHOOO!

it'll never happen again.

 

If I hadn't seen a TV show about it, I would have never known...don't think I'm, like, smart or anything...LOL