spiders: do you kill them or relocate them outside?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by emotionalinvalid, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. Leones

    Leones Member

    Messages:
    10
    Likes Received:
    0
    Thats because I scouted out your area for spider activity, located that little bitch and destroyed her.
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    Messages:
    35,116
    Likes Received:
    38
    I was helping out with this club activity of my daughter's at her school. This big spider comes running up to the kids where they were painting a backdrop for a scene. The kids all scream and I tell Kai "just stomp on it." one of the other moms looks at me like I lost my mind and told the kids to start slaughtering Jews. She says "no, catch it and let it go!" so I shrugged and said "go ahead." so she worked up her courage, collected it up and RELEASED IT IN THE FUCKING CAFETERIA HALLWAY. No, she didn't walk a little and open the outside door, she stuck the damned thing in the middle of a busy hallway. Fucking stupid I stomped it when she went to the bathroom after rolling eyes with the other moms.
     
  3. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

    Messages:
    16,980
    Likes Received:
    23
    Some people are just really strange. I would have just killed it, too.
     
  4. neuroptican

    neuroptican ...hadouken!

    Messages:
    1,757
    Likes Received:
    1
    I relocate outside normally. Sometimes I kill, if I feel like I keep seeing spiders in my house. Otherwise I like spiders, they are pest control.
     
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    i try the reeducation program first.. ;p
     
  6. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

    Messages:
    3,983
    Likes Received:
    2
    I just kill it or let my cat play with it then she can eventually kill it
     
  7. emotionalinvalid

    emotionalinvalid Banned

    Messages:
    52
    Likes Received:
    1
    ha ha, that is a fucking great "slice of life" story(true one i assume, and thats why its eveen funnier). i can't stand these pc correct cunts, but i should just laugh at the soccer moms who think killing a fucking spider is like the end of the f ing world lmao!

    digression: and i guess i should just laugh at all these dog owners who post these f ing wanted, lost "family member" with a picture of the dog, phone number, etc computer generated hundreds of 8x11 bulletins they go miles around to staple on telephone polls . what pissess me off is that there are so many people without a home, or just a fucking friend, yet tens of millions of americans think there stupid dogs are more important then their fellow humans. i mean this pollyanna idiots actually think there dogs understand them. the fact is people own dogs cause they get sick of dealing with other people, dogs are stupid, thus a lot easier to make believe the dumb fucking mutt has some human or even super human understanding of you. how pathetic, i know because i had a dog and i use to beleive this outrageous magical thinking shit too.

    i mean wouldn't it be great to see some guy holding onto a leash with a collar around another guy like he was his pet(think Beckett's "waiting for Godot). most stupid mother fuckers would be outraged and yet same mother fuckers would step over some poor mother fucker sleeping on the sidewalk in front of the entrance to a ballroom that is holding a fund raiser against cruelty to animals...lmao!!!
     
  8. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

    Messages:
    15,824
    Likes Received:
    293
    didn't read the thread
    50/50
     
  9. emotionalinvalid

    emotionalinvalid Banned

    Messages:
    52
    Likes Received:
    1
    maybe you got "floaters". you know those little squiggly things you see in your eyes when you look at a lite colored surface or the sky.
     
  10. prissbaby

    prissbaby creepy

    Messages:
    5,300
    Likes Received:
    8
    i always let them outside. and my roommates make fun of meeeeeeeee. i don't even love spiders or anything i just feel like it's a good thing to do
     
  11. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Messages:
    22,614
    Likes Received:
    44
    I just smashed one that was scaring me by running super fast, and felt bad. It was all curled up at the corner of the book I used, like it made one valiant effort to escape the oncoming surface and just barely failed.

    But it was scary, cause it could sneak up on me and bite me, and sometimes I sleep in this room. =(
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice