spiders: do you kill them or relocate them outside?

at school, we had a spider live in our dorm room. he hung out by the window sill most of the time. one time he snuck up on my roomates g/f. that was funny up until she tried to kill him.

then i got mad

 

spiders from marrrrs!

 

naww i set them freeeee!

 

There were no survivors of my attack to tell the tale...

 

That reminded me of a story. I was sitting in my parents living room with my sister watching tv and she noticed a little baby spider come dangling into her view that had abseiled on web down from the ceiling. Then she noticed another couple of baby spiders hanging from the ceiling. Then she realised that there were about a total of 30 of them which must have just all hatched at once. A room full of spiders...

on further inspection we found a massive dead momma spider with a big hole in her ass where the egglets had eaten their way out of her body. she was in the bookcase.

needless to say it scarred us both.

 

A few times my cat has bought mice into my house to play with . the traumatized mice were always to o quick to catch to be put back out side . fortunately for the mice they found their own way out side before my cat found them again.

 

Remember the pharmacy scene in The Mist



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wFxecLi-k&feature=related"]YouTube- The longest movie scream ever


Hotwater

 

I hope he got a good deal.
I heard a story, I have no idea if it is true but an office received a cactus from some place and after a while the cactus was noticed moving. The office personnel called the business to see what was going on and they said "GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!" Soon after thousands of spiders emerged.

 

Yuck, i hate spiders, i'll try and get them outside but if they don't cooperate i step on them or flush them down the toilet...

Love
sidney

 

Sorry Urban Legend

There are different variations including the exploding cactus which sent tarantulas strewn about the office

Hotwater

 

how will i ever forget it is my problem

 

Then I’m guessing you weren’t exactly a big fan of the movie arachnophobia


Hotwater

 

I thought that film was just funny. Although, when it saw that one spider crawl into the slipper, it changed my pre putting on shoes routine

 

It was funny; and here's another classic


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIgU22nr2wg"]YouTube- Tarantula 1955




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the small little thick quick moving spiders I try to kill and flush down the toilet, the thin daddy long legs I mostly leave alone or take outside if they are walking around in my comfort zone where they shouldnt be.

I grew up near a creek and I remember some pretty disgusting spiders down there. One will be etched into my memory forever. I was retrieving a football in the creek and I picked the football up and looked up to see this green and yellow spider about the size of an average tarantula and a foot in front of my face. I backed up and noticed its web must have been about 2 x 2 feet. I went back daily to look at thing for a week but from a much further distance and eventually I think I threw rocks or something at the web.

 

i dont go near them .. i let me da take care of that.. im too scared of them ha....
but he'd never kill a spider, he'd throw it outside

 

i scream like a girl and go into autopilot kill mode, where i grab the nearest solid object and bring it down on the little motherfucker with enough force to kill 10000 spiders

 

I'm scared of them so badly. I kill them. But then I feel so bad...

 

I get nightmares about spiders.. Lots of little ones or just absolutely massive ones. For the most part they end up feeling my wrath when I find them after a good one minute stare-down-mad-confidence-build. One made the mistake of crawling through my bed when I was asleep and wrecked it for his/her entire arachnid population.

Every so often, when they are either completely out of my way I'll let them relax there. Or if they're in too risky a spot to try to maim.

*shudder*

 

last year i was co-living for 6 months or so with a very nice female spider (don't ask me how i know, i'm sure she was a lady). then i was leaving the house for 2 months and she went away; she left her little-big house and some booty...and desappear...