Escort service, or a trip to the Bar at "Last Call". Somebody's bound to be half blind drunk and ready to get laid. Just hope they don't puke or pass out on the way home lol.
Over the years, inventors have developed all types of machines. The problem was always finding a company to market them. These days, it would be near impossible. Imagine having to get the health and safety guys to test it.
Sit on your arm until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for 15 seconds. And then just do that for hours. Like sit on your arm for 5mins then whack yourself for 15 seconds. For hours.
