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If I knew I would be a cti I might join the navy, but I don't know how the DLAB is structured..... I'm anti war but the number of cryptanalysis jobs that are entry level can be counted with one finger.... and that is it.....
yeah.... against the war, seeing the benefits of turning off my free will for 6 years, learning korean, and deciphering stuff........ it would be cool if part of my soul weren't crying out against 1\2 of it.........
You could always get the same kind of job in a peacekeeping organization. Take your big computer to Liberia and use it to drive a tank between rebel soldiers and innocent civilians.
cryptography isn't really a peacekeeping thing, call for it exists in computer science areas, but that shit isn't entry level........ most of it is way way beyond entry level actually..... why did I have to fall in love with a science that is so hard to get into and so elusive I mean if I could take the DLAB before having any sort of commitment and I got above 120 I'd be guaranteed cti, guaranteed a language I wanted and I'd be totally set, but I son't think you can take it until MEPS...... I'll need to hunt down a recruiter and find out, because I know I did well on the sample test......
Alright, I'm going to play straight with you, buddy. I love talking to you, especially when we're the only two fucks still here. But you're speaking an unknown langauge to me right now. What the Hell is going on?
a DLAB is a test to determine someones potential to learn new languages beyond their own, a score of 50 means they have potential to learn romance languages (itallian, spanish, french, stuff based on latin) a 120+ means they have potential to learn the really bitchy languages like the tonal ones (mandarin, korean, stuff like that) very few people score above 120 and thanks to current political conditions more CTI's are needed to fill positions w\ 120+ score languages a CTI is basically a foreign language cryptographic technician, they take intercepts and convert them into usable intel MEPS is part of the pre boot camp training process in the navy I think that about covers it oh, cryptanalysis is deciphering of codes and ciphers, any sort of hidden speach or text, cryptography, cryptology, that sort of shit basically what alan turing did at bletchy park until the end of ww2 when the british gov't (having known he was gay for quite some time) tossed his ass in jail and let him die of pneumonia..... that is however another rant altogether, research alan turing if you ever want gay rights ammo.......
it's difficult for english speakers to learn it because korean is tonal, in addition to having all the fun shit english has it has I think 4 tones, 2 words could be identical but be in different tones and mean something entirely different and as far as the u.s. military is concerned only people of american citizenry, with immediate families of americian citezenry and all sorts of other crap can be CTI's because it requires certain clearances it is very difficult for people who speak mandarin and korean to learn english just by the by, some chinese people will have the muscle under their tongue cut so as to make it easier to speak english one of the reasons people develop different accents is different languages use different muscles in your tongue and mouth
the tongue rolling? I couldn't till I was 14..... then I got a pig who wouldn't come unless you said her name with a rolled r.....
