Sparkling Laughter A trillion dollars in assets is a priceless treasure, and living history, That is carefully guarded by Willie Wonka and magic elves. That frees Santa to do his thing and avoid people, Stampeding on Black Friday or whatever. Quantum computers such as this one, Can save lives and increase profit margins. Our lawyers call it the "The All American Have your Cake and Eat it Too" strategy! We are accepting charitable donations for anyone who feels sorry for Santa, Who really could use a vacation and promises, no more lumps of coal. He may go into politics, to calm his nerves, that or Professional Wrestling. According to him, its just reassuring to be able to distinguish reality from fiction at his age. They're both stranger than fiction, so it calms his nerves, at least once in a blue moon. He had some sort of childhood trauma he doesn't like to talk about it, But, I suspect, he was not breast fed. It explains his fixation with plastic toys. In Japan, women are increasingly complaining that its hard enough to get laid, In a country of polite workaholics, without having to compete with all of Santa's toys. Santa is a funny guy, because he makes himself laugh and, otherwise, couldn't give a shit. He has what the wealthy call the gift of "Sparkling Laughter" and a guilt free conscience! It is the gift that can take a licking, and still keep on ticking! Like an Energizer Bunny! Wait until you see all the sexy new Elves he's working on in third world sweatshops! Walt Disney has shown interest as well, and is now working with the porn industry, Japanese men in particular, tend to prefer school girl porn, they are such big babies!
Its a heavy poem to write but, some things, must be said in no uncertain fucking terms. At least, I think so. These are the poems our children invent. Please don't do this to your own children.
