Sounded like a good idea at the time

yesterday i was moving furniture n shit all day... wanted to relax after so i took a shower n headed to the adult store... was gonna rent a booth, but a wave tiredness hit me... screw it i'll buy a toy m head home... bought a 6 inch, thin dildo to try out while i stroke, n some astro glide... got in my car n said what the hell, i'll try it out while driving home... got it lubed n inserted it... ok not bad, has a lil suction cup on it, sticks real good to my seat.. pull out onto to the highway, lil bumpy made me jump a bit.. not quite used to it... about 2-3 miles down the road person in front me jams on their brakes to make a turn.. this is were it all goes downhill for me.. hit my brakes took quite a jolt in my ass, grabbed the door just under the window to take some pressure off, my hand still slick from the astro glide slips off n down onto the panel with all my seat controls... i've never adjusted them but i hit automatic seat positon 1 .... OMG, the back started coming forward, the cushin under me starts going up, the entire seat starts sliding forward... Holy Shit my eyes were the size of basketballs !! my seat just bent me over n ass raped me... i made some kinds of sound as this was happening, followed by FUCK YOU !! The car def. won that battle... i had sweat running down my face, pulled over to catch my breath n remove the rapist from my butt..lol.. Don't Try This At Home... all stunts on my page are performed by a trained dumbass

 

OMG lol. I can only imagine. To be a fly on the dash at that time

 

While my gf was sleeping, I thought it was okay. She accused me of cheating.
No she was mad I didn't think to wake her, she forgave me and I got a blow job.
Next time, I woke her, she was mad cause she had to go to work early.