Sonuva--

I once lost 6 games of tic tac toe to a chicken.

 

Well, I saw a chicken that could do math. On tv albeit but still... a calculating capon! A pecking Pythagorean!

 

That's fowl, dude.

 

Oh no

 

Well folks, things have a way of escalating here in the west

 

There was one on Americas Got Talent that actually pecked out a song on a piano!!

 

hope you were playing for scratch

 

at least you got it all over with at once. i lost one game of tic tac toe to a chicken six times.