Songs that would be funny to hear in church

Discussion in 'Music' started by TheLizardQueen, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. zeppelin kid

    zeppelin kid Member

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    Running with the devil.......Hells Bells.......Highway to Hell.......
     
  2. Jesus the Jedi

    Jesus the Jedi Senior Member

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    Your a little off but yea, thats the one.
     
  3. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Psalm 69- Ministry
     
  4. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    Is every member of Phish Jewish or is it just Fishman?
    I doubt Page McConnell (for obvious reasons)
     
  5. dreadlockswampy

    dreadlockswampy Swampmiester

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    "Killing in the name of " would be hilarious to hear !!!!
     
  6. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Exactly the band I was thinking of. "Angel Of Disease" is a good tune.
     
  7. tishie_bear

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    In my time of dying-Led Zeppelin
    Houses of the Holy-Led Zeppelin
    Highway to Hell-AC/DC
    Running w/ the Devil-Van Halen
    And basically any and everything Black Sabbath
     
  8. severedheadstoner

    severedheadstoner ridiculously sane

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    Slayer - God Hates Us All
    Darkthrone - In The Shadow Of The Horns
    **** Grinder - Bloody **** Fuck
    Gorgoroth - Forces Of Satan
    Atheist - Unholy War
    Dissection - Where Dead Angels Lie

    any black metal/gore grind would go well in a church.
     
  9. tishie_bear

    tishie_bear Member

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    I'm not into metal, but my friend just got done playing some, and I totally think Necrophobic by Slayer would be the funniest shit ever to hear in church.
     
  10. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin is a good choice. That stuff about "wandering through your garden" would piss off any clergy.
     
  11. Any Color You Like

    Any Color You Like Senior Member

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    Any Black SAbbath song would do... what the hell any good rock would do! Church just doesn't fit with music at all!!!
     
  12. acid*rain~bow

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    this doesn't EXACTLY correspond to the title of this thread, but --- oh, well.....

    my brother & his friends are pretty much into death metal/grindcore, some of them have even formed a band that has some kind of *locally known* status over here...and one of their favourite places to rehearse or just jam IS in fact THE CHURCH!

    short explanation: one guy's father is the local pastor, and through him they have the necessary *connections* (i.e. the key ;)) to get into the church...
     
  13. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    ahahaha! :D i can imagine that! :D


    also
    led zeppelin - whole lotta love
    AC DC - the jack
    the doors - gloria
    joe cocker - you can leave your hat on
    tool - maynard's dick
     
  14. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    Ministry- Jesus Built My Hotrod (already mentioned psalm 69)
     
  15. Wasteland

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    NIN - Closer
    Frank Zappa - Jewish Princess
    Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus
    Marilyn Manson - Fight Song
     
  16. Vana

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    I Believe in Everything - John Entwistle

    It was written as a "response" to Lennon's "God", so you can imagine...
     
  17. tishie_bear

    tishie_bear Member

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    Hehe
    Personal Jesus is a good one, also Blasphemous Rumors by Depeche Mode.
     
  18. exhibita

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    Frank Zappa - 'Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk' from Broadway the Hard Way
     
  19. short-man420

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    has anyone meantioned The Number of The Beast by Iron Maiden?
     
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