Somewhere out there right now...

Yep, that would be me, so cold...

Somewhere out there right now, someone feels completely lost.

 

Somewhere out there right now a lurker is thinking "Shall I join Hip forums?"

 

somewhere out there right now someone is driving naked very close to a vehicle that is high enough to see all the naughty bits.

 

somewhere out there right now someone is singing terribly in the shower

 

Somewhere out there right now someone just got an acceptance letter to go to university,and is very happy about it.

 

Somewhere out there right now someone loves you
whoever you are

 

Someone out there right now says "Thanks",that's really nice.

 

someone out there right now is passed out from too much alcohol

 

^Somewhere out there right now this is statistically very likely.

 

^Somewhere out there right now someone just cried because they are happy