Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there right now, someone's shoe lace just broke

 

Somewhere out there right now a kettle is boiling

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody just parked a car very badly

 

Somewhere out there right now,a microwave oven just went 'PING!'

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone just became an aunty

 

Somewhere out there right now someone just discovered Pot Noodles really ARE as bloody horrible as they look!

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody is savouring Blue Mountain coffee

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone is frantically searching for their car keys-which they'll discover they left in the car overnight.

 

Someone out there right now, somebody has finally realised that none of this matters

 

Ok-what she said [^] Right now. Out there.

 

Somewhere out there right now, somebody just posted a lazy answer

 

Oh,as if someone out there right now,would do such a thing!

 

Somewhere out there right now Puggy is being petulant.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a big growly puggybear has just laid him down to sleep

 

somewhere out there right now someone is just going to bed

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is wondering about what someone out there are doing right now

 

somewhere out there right now someones smiling

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone does not know how to orgasm.

 

At any given minute, there are supposedly 200,000 people having sex... Lucky people!

 

Somewhere out there right now, 200,000 peopel are having sex ... but that is not 100,000 instances of sex, cos there are bound to be SOME threesomes and gang-bangs in that total ...