Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there in the universe, at this very moment, someone is putting Velveeta Cheese in a bowl of grits.

 

Somewhere out there in the universe,at this very moment,someone is hallucinating they are putting Velveeta Cheese in a bowl of grits.

 

Somewhere out there in the universe at this very moment someone is saddling up their favorite horse.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a pack of hyenas is scavenging for the carcasses of animals that were viciously mauled and killed by a lion or some other big cat.

 

Somewhere out there, a flock of buzzards is scavenging for the carcass of a human being that was murdered and left on the side of the road.

sad, but you know it's probably true.

 

Somewhere out there a bejewelled gypsy paints an unknown masterpiece in a horse drawn caravan whilst listening to stone free by Jimi Hendrix on his i pod.

 

Somewhere out there, the sun is setting in the East

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone was found guilty by a jury of their peers.

 

Somewhere out there, right now ... there are the answers to the questions we find impossible to address

 

Somewhere out there right now someone is regretting eating that Mexican food because they just sharted at their desk at work.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is about to lose their life savings.

 

Somewhere out there, someone feels a wave of hope washing over them.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someones work day has ended.

 

somewhere out there, right now, an idiot is giving a damn about something that doesn't matter

 

Somewhere out there right now, a Democrat is arguing with a Republican.

 

somewhere out there, in another time zone, someone is smoking a J at 4:20

 

Somewhere out there someone is sitting in a tree house listening to music.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone just tripped up a kerb and looked frantically around hoping no-one saw.

 

somewhere out there out there right now a pack of wolves are tearing a lone defenceless sheep ta pieces.

 

Right now someone is getting a second chance.