Somewhere out there right now...

Somewhere out there right a now a groom is saying, "Do I really want to do this?"

 

Somewhere out there right now, a midget is singing the oompa loompa song.

 

Somewhere out there right now,someone's car has decided not to start.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone thinks they see a ghost.

 

Somewhere out there right now,a ghost wonders if they exist.

 

somewhere out there right now this conversation just took place:

-dude, im too stoned...
--too stoned for what?
-mario cart

 

Somewhere out there right now, a cop is violating someone's civil rights.

 

Somewhere out there right now a cop is saving someones life.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a cop is taking a bribe.

 

I'm not going to get into a pissing match about this. We just buried a cop who was assisting in apprehending gun toting bank robbers. Some of my best friends are cops.

 

I don't care if some of you're best friends are cops or not, if you don't like what I say, than block me.


Somewhere out there right now, a cop is sitting on his big fat ass eating doughnuts.

 

somewhere out there right now someones hot wiring a car

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone punched a mime in the face.

 

Somewhere out there things are getting better.

 

Somewhere out there right now, a priest is giving someone the last rites.

 

Somewhere out there right now, someone is blushing.

 

Somewhere out there right now, is someone digging in their sofa for loose change.

 

somewhere out there right now someone is getting very wet in the rain

 

Somewhere out there, at this very moment, someone could sure use a night out!!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2eE9H7Nzww"]Trapped - Bruce Springsteen - Paris 85 - YouTube