Something you envy about the opposite gender

Name one or more things that you envy about the opposite gender.

One thing I envy about women is how their g-spots are so much easier to reach than ours.

 

Strength?
Other than that not much else I don't think.
No monthly stuff.

 

pretty long hair, lack of body hair.. or body hair in just the right places..

 

Erm, nothing. I'm a man. So I don't ever think "wow, I wish I had tits".

I think in some ways, at some ages, a girl's life can be easier than a guys. Say, if she's young and really hot. I mean, looks for a guy can't take them places in the same way.. unless they wanna bat for the other side. Or bone old grannies like Richard Gere in American Gigolo. A girl can build a whole life from age 18, even 16 around appearance, whereas a guy needs something else ontop. For example, I mean you have female supermodels, but male supermodels don't really exist.

 

Actually, the defining characteristic of a man is thinking "wow, I wish I had tits" at least once.

 

It's every girls dream to build her whole life around her appearance.

 

Exactly. Thats why they spend all day obsessing over hair colours and skin cleansers. :2thumbsup:

 

The ability to write their name in the snow while peeing. That's about it. Something I'll never be able to do.

 

Beauty and the power that gives a beautiful woman.

 

Would take some explaining in the pub tho.
Maybe inflatable tits would be the answer.
I mean... you could choose stealth mode (ie fully deflated!), or big ones... or REALLY big ones.

 

I don't think it ever gives a woman power. Even tho for some guys it might mean they lose grip of a situation. To me, its more that they can get certain opportunities ahead of a plain/older woman.

Ultimately, if a woman only has worth in her appearance, I dont think she has any worth at all.

 

I have yet to meet a girl spending ALL day obsessing over hair colors and skin cleansers.

 

One again, you are absolutely right.

For example, some spend *atleast* half the day deciding whether blue is the new red according to Vogue. :2thumbsup:

 

Orange is the new black.
Vogue is overrated.

 

Gok Wan says "Whateva girlfriend".

 

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The ability to reproduce without having to grow a human being for 9 months and push it out of a tiny hole.

 

Multiple and extended orgasms...I figure it's mother natures compensation for menstruation and childbearing, so I guess I'm not really jealous about it. (-;

 

Can't think of anything. I guess I'm a pretty boy

 

I know this is a gender stereotype and not true of all men, but its true in my relationship and its true in my many of my friends relationships too.

I envy my partners ability to just relax and forget about everything. It seems like I am constantly worried about the millions of things I need to do at any given time whereas my boyfriend comes home from work every night and relaxes with absolutely nothing on his mind. He doesn't feel pressured to multitask and get a million things done every day