Something In My Burger?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, May 2, 2015.

  1. AceK

    AceK Scientia Potentia Est

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  2. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    That is an appropriate reaction,but I couldn't resist.How much further can we plump the depths of morality.Let rip with it.Outcast demon.
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  4. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Yes at times we must dwell upon this Christ.Especially when confronted with spunk laden bush meat.
     
  5. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    And tomorrow another thread about shitting his pants....
     
  6. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Depends.

    When he was serving you, did he speak in a really camp voice and sing "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"...?

    If so...
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    be careful, my cousin got pregnant from eating a cum burger.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I wonder sometimes how many burgers I've eaten when they've been spat on or something. :D you hear all the stories yet everyone I've really spoken to that's worked in fast food would say that you really don't have time to do that and you really don't have the privacy to get away with it. So I'll go with that.

    Though sometimes you take that Tower burger from KFC with the mayo and melted plastic cheese and is like.. I just don't know what I'm really eating.

    I guess that's the bad thing about fast food is even when you see what you eat in not really sure what it is still. Other than chips chips are chips. But bacon doesn't taste like bacon sometimes. I think chicken tastes alright. Sometimes you get a good meal and you feel okay from it like there's no tummy aches and you think man if they just made that every time I'd do this once a week. But then you go back next week and it's shit. Tummy cramps, aches. Ugh. Then you're like fuck that for a few weeks until it pulls you back in.

    My problem now is for 4-5 days a week I'm really conservative with what I eat now. I'm borderline almost starving myself for most of the day albeit an apple and a small lunch. My dinner servings are appropriate but I know with my exercising I'm really just burning it all away. My dinners are really just a lot of verges with some protein meats. I dot eat as much potato anymore.

    Anyways so when I eat a fast food meal now days I feel it the next day. Not in a sickness, but in attitude and motivation mostly. When I eat healthy I feel a lot better.

    And what's the deal with fast food that doesn't fill you up? Seriously I could scoff a lot and then half hour later I would be hungry again. =\
     
  9. Moonglow181

    Moonglow181 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    My thoughts exactly.......:D

    I have waitressed before for a big whipty do 5 star hotel with a huge kitchen...Cooks and people working in kitchen used to drip sweat into the food they were preparing...it was so hot in there....i heard of stories there, too, if something was sent back to be cooked some more or somthing...some would spit in the food......makes you wonder.....doesn't it?
     
  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Because there is almost no real nutritional value in fast food, so of course your body is going to crave what it's not getting. Plus, most fast food is high in carbs, which spike the blood sugar, only to have it come crashing down shortly after. Junk food is designed to make you always hungry and craving it.
     
  11. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I don't eat many chips these days, I call them "empty carbs". I like big thick chips like takeaway store crinkle cut chips. Fries to me are just oily little worms so I don't like macdonalds much.
     
  12. Sleeping Caterpillar

    Sleeping Caterpillar Members

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    That's why i take the extra intuitive to cum on my money when ordering fast food
     
  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I'm testing my luck at Taco Bell right now. I'm in the drive thru as we speak. Will update in like half hour
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    i will be giving live updates. So far my nachoes bell grande looks fine. I have a good feeling about this becuz ive formed a relationship with the dude who is always working there at night. I should be golden
     
  15. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    That's cool. Now he can blow his load right in your mouth instead of on your food.
     
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  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Testing my luck at Mickey deez as we speak
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Speaking of Semen, the Callery Pear (Pyrus Calleryana) are in full bloom and they smell like fresh semen [​IMG]

    Some cities have banned them - Really



    Hotwater
     
  18. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I have a whole garden full of them
     
  19. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    We’ve got them everywhere around here too,

    On a positive note at least it isn’t the teenage kid next door whacking off in the flower bed


    Hotwater
     
  20. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Did i ever tell you about the time that I fell into a garden of thorn roses?
     

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