lol I found this from forever ago and realized that I didn't read the replies to it...Then of course I had to reply, too!
I want to be a vegetarian who eats meat near midnight on full moon nights when the town's methodist church bell strikes, on the first saturday in september...
lots of veg-heads eat meat...they eat poultry and fish...and lots of religious thingers don't count fish as meat either [well, at least the Ukranian Orthodox guys]
werdz. but yeah, fishies and chikkins aren't veggies or dairy, so, they must be critters, which means meat.
ahhaah i love it when omnivores tell me "you have to eat fish" "uhh... what? no.. i dont believe i do. that wouldnt make me a vegetarian." "no. you need to eat fish to live." "uhhh. obviously i dont" "no you have to eat fish." "ok. listen. is a fish a plant?" "...no..." "is it a fruit???" "...no..." "is it a nut?! is it a seed?! is it a root?!" "..no but.." "but?" "*cough*"
My grandma is like: 'you must eat fish! fish is not meat!' :$ I'm vegetarian and I also don't eat eggs... but I couldn't live without yogurt.