Something Everyone Has Probably Done Once.

Dropped your cellphone down the toilet.

 

Nope. bathtub once and I fell in a river once with in my pocket.

Its really hard because the things I think people should have done.. May not have like..

Jumped out of a tree??

 

Jumped out of a really high window being chased out of a building we broke into when I was a teen. I've been back since and looked at the window and I don't know how we made it.

Told someone you just met and barely know that you are deeply in love with them and been totally knocked back.

 

Gone skinny dipping

 

Stuck a carrot up your arse

 

My age is showing but...Toilet Paper someone's yard.

 

Been in a situation where you're desperate to throw up, but absolutely cannot because you're in someone else's lovely living room and this would be the end of the world, so you try with all your might to hold it in, and succeed. Afterwards you can barely believe how you did it. Alcohol and/or drugs were involved.

 

Shot a Democrat.....oh wait

 

Showing my age again - Made a prank phone call.

 

Maybe this hasn't happened to everyone, but I once took a call from a "nuisance caller" who was bothering my Mum. Got the heavy breathing and all. Weird.

 

Went to Wal-Mart

 

Taken a selfie

 

Dialed a wrong number

 

Told someone you loved them

 

Gone on a date with someone you didn't really like, it felt sorry for them

 

Swallowed a fly

 

Told a lie.

Paid a bill late.

Freaked out when the police were driving behind them.

 

Happened to me in the operating room during my medical studies when a biker was brought in with his a protruding fracture of his femur.
I did the gentlemanly thing and fainted instead

 

When I went out on a fishing boat trip in Scotland, the guy who owned the boat suddenly called out that a shoal were passing on the left.
He was simply enjoying himself watching all the cellphones falling out of peoples shirt pockets and plunging into the depths of the Loch.
Their was an article in the newspaper when he reached 200.

 

Looked in the potty after doing your business, and started doing a mental inventory of what you've eaten the past 24 hours.

Sorry, I'm obsessed with my poo. Great health barometer. Surely I'm not the only one who gives it a visual once over before flushing.

Too much Neo info?