Some like it dirty

Ugh this reminds me of when my ex and I got caught by the popo, completely naked.He even had the flash light on us the whole time we were getting dressed.We weren't having sex though, which makes it even more awkward....oy

 

speaking of getting caught by the popo... when i first moved into my apt.. i didnt know my neighbor was like a psycho vietnam vet.. so me and my gf were in the living room.. having some fun.. there is chocolate syrup out.. whipped cream.. the bong.. both in the midst of a good time.. my beard is soaking wet from just going down on her.. and there is a knock at the door.. im like wtf.. so we scramble.. i toss on some sorts and a t.. she runs into the bathroom.. i open the door.. thinking its a friend or something.. its the damn police.. so i slightly close the door back a lil and he goes "yeah.. i got a complaint of "giggling"?" and my gf in just a towel peaks around the door and goes "hi".. his face turned bright red.. and goes "oh my.. im sorry.. just try to keep it down.. ok?"

so the next morning we're at the kwik trip and in strolls the cop from last night... he comes up and apologizes again.. and goes "hey.. next time there's a cop at the door.. hide your bong" LOL

 

:rofl::biggrin:ahahaha

 

On a beach in Jamaica (well on one of the beach chairs). Back seat of a car in a church parking lot a few times. On a playground & in the woods (same day, same girl). On my friends bed @ their house while they were in another room smoking w/ some people. On my g/fs (@ the time) younger sisters bed. And once I got head from my sisters friend while my sister was passed out drunk in the next room. And then later on that same night while my sister was still passed out I went down on the girl on my sisters bed haha.

 

I got head in a packed movie theater during the pianist, which in turn made the movie painfully boring

I also had sex in one that had maybe 10 other people in it, she just sat on my lap riding my bone. Nice

 

....Meet me in the handicapped washroom in 15.

 

That movie looked painfully boring when I saw previews and clips at award shows..

 

LOL The blowjob did distract me I must admit...I guess I have to give it another "shot"

 

I love The Piantist I find Adrien Brody attractive for some strange reason.haha I usually don't go for tall and skinny awkward looking men.

 

I can't even bust a nut when I got enough opiates in me. It's great.. sometimes. Haha.

let's see, craziest place.. probably at an elementary school playground. the cops showed up too cause we were all drinking there. i swear he was watching for like 10 minutes before he said anything. pretty funny haha.

 

lmao that's pretty badass that you guys just kept on fucking while a cop watched
i don't know if i'd be creeped out or excited.. i'm confused

 

The most memorable recently was when me and the boyfriend were driving to western ma and the weather was reallll bad so we pulled over to the side of the highway, along with 20 other cars, to wait for the storm to pass, and I climbed on top of him and started gettin' freakay, and by the time we had finished, the rain passed and bunches of cars had gone by in clear view.

 

In the back of a van at a park.

 

hooray for car sex!

not like i'll be getting any more any time soon...

 

im sure you wont have trouble finding any

ehh my friends kitchen floor is probably the the strangest so far...that was fairly shit actually hahah was on a hard wooden floor

 

gaaah before him i hadn't had any for around 8 months, so i'm prepared to wait that long (if not longer) again i guess

 

lol:d

 

uhh. I lost my virginity in someone's driveway...
hmm. other places...

railroad tracks.
stranger's backyard
baseball dugout
on a bench on the side of the street

 

In a movie theatre, during the show;

in some shrubbery, to be able to say i did it in the bushes (!);

under and behind a waterfall;

bent over the back of a rocker/recliner, at a party;

in a treehouse;

at an outdoor Pink Floyd concert in Japan, tripping balls;

on a Japanese train, super crowded, a dude started playing with my hair and rubbing up against me, and i gave him a hand job;

on the roof, at night, under the stars AND in the rain;

everywhere, anywhere i've lived, all rooms and suitable surfaces;

and on deck, in the middle of the ocean, at night.

Actually, in a bedroom is sort of an unusual place, for me...

 

hahah, that's exactly how we felt the first time we did it in a bed
we fucked everywhere else in the house and in the neighborhood...
...and other people's house and neighborhoods...

and then one day we got caught up in the moment and ended up in an actual bed