So you wake up with a penis on each hand instead of a thumb...

find a kinky lil chick

 

Put on a charity finger puppet show at the local orphanage.

 

Hmmm, would I still lick my thumb to turn the page on a book?

 

go to every political rally and shake hands with the politicians just to see their reactions.................

 

I would put a santa hat on em

 

draw faces on them and make them my new best friends

 

put little tuxedos on them and do a you tube puppet show with em.

 

For Many Years Now.....My Close Friends.....Not So Close Friends.....Casual Passers By.....Enemies.....etc etc ...........Have Described Me As A "DICKHEAD"...............But Now Suddenly I Find Myself With The Original Dick Mother Nature Provided Me With..........One On Each Hand Where My Thumbs Once Were.......And Another Rather Large One On My Shoulders.............So Fellow Forum Members ,This Poses The Perplexing Question.............By What Name Are All Of The Assorted Bunch Of Scumbags At The Start Of This Post, Going To Call Me Now..?????????????



Yours.....With Twice As Many Dicks As He Has Hands..............(whooose a lucky boy then).???

Glen.

 

(how about Pecker Neck)....

Try a new version of Thumb Wrasslin......

 

idk... i wonder if a warm apple pie feels differnt with three peniss in it?

 

Ask Someone If They Want To Thumb Wrestle

 

Stalk puppeteers

 

never ever have to sit to pee again

 

hahaha... how big are these... umm... hand penises ???

lololol

 

immdeiatly think of new pickup lines
like
Hey... i have three penises

 

hahahaha... ooorrrr...you could say.

have you ever had a penis in every hole at the same time ?
lololol

 

Hitch hike around "Pornoland"

 

i didnt know porno land exsisted.

YAY!!!!!!!!!
lololololololol

 

I didn't know you could actually have a penis as a thumb...but there ya go!

Pick my nose and eat it!

 

Change my opinion about fisting