So you wake up with a penis on each hand instead of a thumb...

Don't scratch my bum or pick my nose.

 

Wave at minivans.

 

Go to Price Check's house and let her know that I have 3 penis' to accomodate her 3.....

 

Give Rock Hard a series of disturbing wet willies.

 

Do "Hand Puppetry of the Penis"

 

See if I could convince Stan Lee to make a comic book based upon me.

 

try to survive three instantaneous orgasms at once......

 

become a pioneer for people with the same condition

 

have a contest and see which one can pee the furthest......

 

Add a chapter to the Kama Sutra

 

Have lots of trouble playin the ole upright bass.......

 

I would wear gloves, FOREVER!!! ​

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would be mortified when a three way erection happened in a large crowd.....

 

write my name three at a time in the snow.

 

Yeah. Right.

 

i would masterbate with both hands and get three times the pleasure

 

I'd go nuts tryin to twist up a doob......

 

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You're God damn right you would

 

damn straight lol