So....uh

i knew this was obviously made up trolling

 

The best parody is difficult to distinguish from fact for some.

 

I don't really know the ins and outs of Facebook, and anyways, i'm sure my advice will come in handy when your present girlfriend eventually files for a restraining order against you

 

I guess we'll see...

*off to hide in her bushes and watch her sleep*

 

If you engaged in more awkward silences with her then she wouldn't feel the knead to take out a (retraining... refraining... retrostraining... whatever) order against you. Have you considered taking her out on a space walk? You really oughta find something that floats her and her boat.

 

copy pasted from my clipboard..
you suck...

 

You swallow...