so today i took a day off from drinking

i feel great,
now im just smoking some resin and sitting here drooling

 

dang, i wish i had some resin,

My day off was yesterday, I'm writing a report for work tonight so i have to drink

 

i haven't had anything to drink all week. but theres a high chance i'll hit up a bar tomorrow night since i got teh money now

 

I wanna drink too! Lets go to the local watering hole and drink till the sun comes up. First round is on me.

 

I had two green apple martinis last night when I went out to eat with the hubby and kids. Mmm. I felt like the typical suburban housewife cliche.

 

We all fill some role in life. I dont like labels but Im easily identifiable when I go out as typical single guy-possible serial killer/heartbreaker

 

Single guy possible serial killer/heartbreaker, eh? You crack me up!

For me I tend to give off a snooty vibe, that is, until you get to know me. But really, it's not that I'm snooty, it's that I'm very shy at first.

 

Stop lifting your pinky up so high when drinking your martini

 

Last night I went to a cookout and had 2 glasses of shiraz and 2 beers. I had to take it easy because I had to drive.

 

Doesn't the apple/ lemon/ lime stuff clash w/the olive? *L*

 

Why do I do that? Why do I always have my pinky up in the air when I drink anything? Do all women do this? What the heck.

 

Hehehe! No!

But I'm pouting right now because my martinis weren't rimmed with a cinnamon sugar mixture. That sounds good!

 

I lift my pinky too, not to be snobby but it gets in the way

 

Prolly oughtta get my Mind outta the gutter, eh?

 

Andcrs2!!!! I didnt mean what you are thinking but good one!

 

Double shot - includes hcm's complaint above... *L*

Damn just got me to thinking bout
breaking open a double barrel shotgun.
Yall do know the rest?

 

Well clue me in because as usual I'm lost.

 

Usually when pleasuring a woman with your hand the pinky is not used

 

*blushes* Oh dear. I would have never thought of that.

 

I think about that alot...