So this gay dude

Problem with the female friend is...I ended up...

Fuck it, let's talk about the gay shit.

Anyway, yeah, Christopher St. is totally disfunctional. I get legally harassed in that motherfucking place. It's fun though.

P.S. The friend had someone at that point. But she subconsciously wanted me. For that reason I'm still traumatized not to have had the Filipino chick. SUPREME hotness.

 

My ex always loved the gay bar, and I got offered drinks all the time.

I wasn't leading anyone on I felt.

 

My man.

Yeah, this fat chick used to take me to gay bars. And then she'd try to cockblock me in parties where there were women.

Really annoying.

 

Makavelli, you are the funniest.

Praxis, I would have no preblems hanging out with the gay dude in the hope of banging some friends. Once he knows where you stand, and respects that, wheres the problem? He may still, from time to time, try chatting you up, but that's kinda flattering rather than scary.

 

I think I got chatted up by a gay at work yesterday. Talked to him briefly in the morning. Then later in the day I had to config a computer, and he said, "Hey, what'cha got for me?" I told him I didn't have a damned thing for him.

I didn't think he was gay at the time, I just don't have the time of day for a lot of people.

Later that day my coworker said he was gay, and in retrospect it sounded like he was chatting me up.

 

Throughout my life, I am constantly being hit on by gay dudes. Just last week on the train back fromBangkok, a guy spent about 4 hours chatting away to me, drinking whiskey and generally trying it on. I eventually had to feign sleep just to stop the situation.

I don't know what it is about me. Maybe I have a curious looking face or something. I know, back when I was 22 and in London, the bleached hair did a lot to increase my imagined gayvailability. But these days, I don't know what it is. I wish there were as many women who cahtted me up as there are men.

 

I have sort of a mysterious brooding thing going on which I guess the gays find irresistible.

I don't get hit on by a lot of women either. That's why I approach them to get what I want.

I'm too much of a bad ass red.

 

Gay guys have the hottest friends that are girls.

 

man, my parents used to go to this gay bar all the time. i'd go in every now and then for some food. and i'd get chatted up, eye fucked, and everything else. all cool, most respected my boundaries. then one guy said he wanted to sit on my face, and that was just way too much for me haha

but yea, good luck with the gal man

 

I second what Cap said. Hanging out with gay guys is a terrific way to meet girls because not only do all girls love gay guys, but we give you an automatic point just for being friends with a gay guy without getting all lame and "ew" about it, so you start off ahead.

 

If I were a gay guy, I don't think I would put up with having a bunch of female friends who wanted me to 'go shopping' and 'talk about boys' with. I'd find most of these types of women really vapid.

 

Me too, Lode. Every time we find a gay guy we're like "EEEEE! Let's shop for shoes and talk about boys!" I don't know why it doesn't drive them fucking insane. But many of them don't seem to mind, so whatever. Their funeral. My new shoes.

 

I just find it painfully shallow. As if most women consider gay men a stereotype. Everyones cool with a gay hairdresser, but nobody wants a gay action hero.

Hypocrites and liars.

 

And sodomites. All women are sodomites.

 

try being straight and being in that situation...

 

Come here Lode, I'm wearing my strap-on.

If I'm being totally serious, I have never shopped for shoes with any of my gay friends. I do, however, go out with them and we all bitch about boys together. That's pretty fun because you can take turns telling overly-explicit sex stories and pretending to be horrified at each other. "OMG buttsecks is so gross!" "OMG vaginas are so gross!" "Tee hee!"

And I'll tell you, of all my real life friends, the one I can be the most honest about my weird-ass kinks with is my best gay friend. He will never judge me.

 

You got to sleep with her at least right?

If not, go and sleep with her. Make her beg for your cock.

Beg.

 

:lol:

 

We STILL don't believe you're not a pimp, Captain. You're just far too slick not to be.

 

I would judge, but I have a soft spot for remorsless perverts.