So there was just a shooting...

It's funny a lot of campuses are in ghettoed out areas.

Makes sense since universities are basically a plan of the cracker devil to imperialize black neighborhoods and keep the black man down.

 

Yes because all old white men are racist, oppressive white devils. We sneak into the homes of black men and whisper in their ears whilst they sleep. "Kill each other" we whisper. Kill each other now". And then when they're all gone there will be more young black women for us to date.

 

Nah, not a Chesterfield, I ain't that classy. I roll my own.

Do the Drum.

It's pretty damn suburban in here.

It's just dumb black people who think that being ghetto and carrying guns is cool.

 

this thread really just makes me want a smoke.

 

Need a light?

 

i really appreciate it

*inhales deeply*

 

Yeah, I know. I'm out of cigarette filters, forgot them at a friend's house like a dumbass. I guess I'm gonna have to step it up and smoke one without a filter.

 

I would but I quit. Please enjoy.

 

How long, Zoomie?

 

what a guy...

*swoons*

 

23 days. After 31 years. Prolly still die of cancer. It's my legacy.

 

Hey this is GOOD! Two guys got smoked, and we're talking about smoking.

We have so much in common with the dead...

 

Holy shit.

I thought it was a long time ago.

But the important thing is to keep swimming until you drown. And that's different than just drownin'.

 

Man... they wouldn't let me go outside to have a smoke.

This is bullshit.

Damn me for being on campus today.

Gonna try to sneak out in half an hour... if I get caught I'll just go and smoke in the damn toilet.

 

What would you do if you were in a flight to Bangkok?

 

I have nicotine patches for flights.

 

Rubin, I heard they're opening a new store in your town.

Its called Target.

(LAME)

 

That wouldn't work for me.

I'd have to jerk off in the little bathroom every 25 mins.

 

Yeah, this town is pretty lame... but we do what we can. Three universities, so there are some good people around these parts. Pretty big underground music scene too.

 

That's part of the experience.