So ... That Happened.

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Mundanis, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. Mundanis

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    As people may know, a popular phrase among teens now-a-days is 'netflix and chill' which usually evolves into something more than chilling.
    Although today my boyfriend and I didn't do 'netflix', the 'chill' part is certainly applicable.
    Long story short, I gave him a blowjob BUT I pulled away close enough for me to let him finish himself off, and he cleaned himself completely - hands and dick e.t.c.
    I know NOTHING about exactly what I did 'cept for the assumption that none of his cum got anywhere near me.
    Precum however, I'm not sure.
    That being said, is there still any way the both of us could have misstepped and contracted something? We're both virgins, so that's a clarification.
     
  2. Mundanis

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    Oh yeah, and more info:
    I can't remember ever having a cold sore, neither can he, and I know he's truthful about being my only partner because, admittedly, he's not the type of person to have many people fawning over him.
    I'm his first girlfriend, first kiss, e.t.c.
     
  3. Mundanis

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    Also also the main reason I'm so concerned about this is every site EVER with the same question posed involved 'yeah I had a cold sore once' or 'idk he does heroin' or some other BS like that.
    Hell, we're both being raised by Christian parents there is no way at all we'd be doing something illegal.
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

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    i had no idea "netflix and chill" was a sexual thing. i think i've only seen that phrase said between two females, which is suddenly super hot.

    i actually thought this was real until i read this line.
     
  5. audrey_the_endotherm

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    You both have Syphilis now.
     
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  6. Mundanis

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    a) It is real though... /:
    b) Nice. Do I go to the morgue now or later, smart aleck?
     
  7. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I'm seriously not trying to be a dick but.....

    STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. STI stands for Sexually Transmitted Infection. The only way it can be transmitted to another partner is if one partner isn't a virgin, hence "Sexually Transmitted". God has better shit to do than to give you "Immaculate STD" because he doesn't like what you put in your mouth. That whole smiting thing went out in the Old Testament.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  8. Mundanis

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    Okay, I'll admit to laughing at that. I'm probably sounding ridiculous at this point, but I like reassurance. Thanks for that B^)
     
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  9. RainyDayHype

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    I just watched a pretty good movie on netflix called 'The Road Within'
     
  10. Reverand JC

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    My girlfriend and I have been watching "House" on Netflix. No BJ though.

    C/S.
    Rev J
     
  11. Mundanis

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    We were just watching Steven Universe - not on Netflix as much as it was on his phone, but eh.
    I fully intend to 'force' him to watch Grease with me so he can understand my unending love for 70s-80s John Travolta. Possibly Saturday Night Fever or Urban Cowboy.
    Now that will be on Netflix.
     
  12. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Lolz

    So in summary

    He doesnt have many girls fawning over him, basically he's too ugly to have an STD. Both raised by christian parents, so cant possibly ever do anything illegal, cos no one ever raised by christian parents ever does

    And he's a virgin becuase he tells you so, so cant possibly have an STD


    Do you think those little viruses care who you parents are, how ugly a guy is, or what he says to you 5 mins before a blowjob?

    Besides, you are letting down Jesus, everytime he sees you have sex before you are married, he kills a small puppy
     
  13. mcme

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    Dear lord, the pile of dead puppies I've created....
     
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  14. I'minmyunderwear

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    that's less likely than an immaculate std.
     
  15. Mundanis

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    I never said he was ugly now, did I?
    I meant it as in he's too socially awkward and keeps to himself too much - only having a small group of friends.
    I personally think he's very attractive, so that opinion can go jump off of a cliff.
    Too bad for the puppies though, I'm a cat person anyway.
     
  16. Reverand JC

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    C/S,
    Rev J
     
  17. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    It's your turn next time you " netflix and chill" . He needs to go down on you. :)
     
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  18. myttia

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    this thread lol. all she contracted was guilt installed by an overly restrictive cultural background. that being said, you CAN get herpes and HPV through blowjobs but the other person has to have them first.

    as for movies, Last Tango In Paris!
     
  19. HornyJules

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    If you are both truly virgins then no. However the first time I let a guy go down on me in high school, oral only and no intercourse or exchange of fluids, I ended up with a vaginal bacterial infection. I let it go way too long, probably six months because I was scared to say anything. Basically I had a very red itchy vagina. It was an easy fix once I went to the health department clinic for teens, a simple prescription of Flagyl and a daily dose of yogurt on my pussy for a week did the trick.
     

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