So, my date last night

god cate i am jealous
rory is fucking hot, and that scenario is totally up my alley

to be fair last night i got a ride home from a boy i like and things got fun, no blow job just hand job, although he did say i was very talented at it
although it was just in a car in the rain
graveyard is my kind of kink :X

you and rory should come to fetish night at the bar on april 19th

 

I've never been given a BJ ON a grave... must add to my "to do" list... or, rather a newly-created "to receive" list. Needless to say (so I'll say it anyway) as a typical guy a BJ within a stone's throw of a grave would suffice... as indeed would one performed outside the circumference of a long-haul flight from said grave.

Churches? I live in the shadow of the UK's largest Cathedral and (I only discovered a few years back) just outside of town the country's smallest, fully operational Anglican church. With plenty of other churches of more regular proportions it just occurred to me that my city could increase its tourist trade by appealing to Sex-In-Church fetishists.

Slightly more seriously.... I can appreciate that some people consider sex in church(es) "disrespectful"....... but isn't that true of having sex ANYWHERE that unwitting peeps might stumble across (figuratively or literally) practitioners? I could be wrong but I think most people who like the idea that they MIGHT get caught are equally likely to run away or cover up upon discovery. To my mind, those who would carry on regardless or deliberately perform in full view are being disrespectful..... whereas those who indulge in discreet public fornication ARE showing reasonable respect to those in their vicinity.

 

i am totally disrespectful then

if i'm about to cum i don't give a shit who walks in

 

I remember in 8th grade my best friend got a detention for making out with this other kid in the bathroom of the church

We wen to catholic school thm well actually i still do

 

LOL... and now I'm jealous in that I currently have nobody with whom to indulge in this particular variety of disrespect (if disrespect it is). Solo "disrespect" in this field would be to disrespect myself, I think. For sure, I'd rather listen to a decent CD.

Well, fair enough. I've never tried a cum/sprint combo but I seriously doubt that it'd be worth sacrificing ones' "vinegar strokes"* for. It'd definitely be a bad time for a "wholesome" family to show up. However, had you only just begun to get down to it in the bell tower - only essential items removed or pushed aside - and you heard Mr, Mrs, Jnr & Miss Puritan approaching - would you....

1: stop and act like you were appreciating the architecture?
2: arrange yourselves so that it looked like you were merely embracing and kissing.. to resume ASAP?
3: just carry on like they weren't there?

Life's great dilemmas, eh?

*Not sure if those of you across the Atlantic are familiar with this phrase. Basically.. it refers to those few strokes immediately before orgasm when there's no going back.

 

I approve of this young man!!

He sounds pretty cool so far. Just make sure you are protected and safe when you do the sexual stuff. Congrats Cate

 

Church or no church, fucking on a grave site is disrespectful to the dead. And in the least, it's disrespectful to the loved ones of the people buried there. How would you feel if you went to go put flowers on your mother's grave and here's two immature morons fucking on her grave? Come on, don't break a taboo just for the sake of breaking a taboo. It's stupid.

 

well i can use an example from last night, tits were exposed and a car drove by and so we stopped, to make sure it wasn't the cops
the car stopped and then drove away
so i'd go with 2
we kept going after the car drove away

 

Vinegar strokes?

 

disrespectful to the dead?

man, that sounds kinky

 

I hope my death brings about some action for some lusty teens.

 

i actually couldn't have sex in someone's temple. i wouldn't feel right. however, sex on a grave doesn't bother me. it's not like they're getting any action anymore.

 

Cate, you rebel you. Did you learn about this in Teen People??

I am sure you'd be offended if some slut sucked a guy's cock on your parents' grave.

I mean, have some fucking respect. Gesh! You might as well just pull your pants down and take a big steamy shit on the person's grave next time.

 

hell. you know, i agree with matt. unless it's new orleans.

 

Im sorry I dont read 'Teen People'

I read Vogue.

 

If I saw a couple fucking on the family plots I would laugh. Hell my family is and has always been full of hellions......trust me my dead relatives wouldn't mind.

 

I'm so sorry, I didnt notice this untill now. Thank you.

 

so it might even be some relatives doing the fucking...?

 

Haha maybe. Hell my great aunt told me that she missed sex....she was 90 at the time. She told me that she wanted me to stay with her because she lived near a marine base. She told me that she wanted me to tire those boys out because she was too old to do it anymore. :lol:

 

I say Cate should continue having fun wherever.