So, my date last night

hahahaha. He didnt. I mean I hope he didnt. It was starting to rain outside and I had minor drunk vision.

 

"I'm Not Submissive At All".. thats what the dick said.. if he hadnt had me pressed up against a wall, I would have fallen to my knees.. promise.. yay for you!!! Its loads of fun..

 

coke off a naked girl sounds hot

 

I wouldn't suggest you bother, unless you value the novelty.

 

I did a line of coke off my best friends thigh. we were in a parking lot outside of a club, we didnt have any surfaces, and we were lit past bumps, so she hiked her skirt up, poured some out, lined it up, and up it went. haha

 

I would quite like to have sex in a cemetary with a 50 foot woman.

Cate, can you hook me up?

 

Actually I just want to fuck in a church.

 

It's good. Use in moderation.

 

another novelty to me (not that I've done it...), because I think a bed would be more comfortable.
I think sex with an emphasis on irreverent situations kind of misses the point. though of course it's fun, I'm not putting it down.

 

Well yeah, it's the novelty of it. Bed sex is the best comfy, no rush, but sometimes you wanna try somewhere new. I haven't really had sex exciting places. Dryer.

 

i've done a goodamoutn of coke before...just not off a naked lady haha

 

some pews in a church are comfy as all hell

never had sex on them, but i've definitely slept on them for nap time

 

I mean you don't use in moderation you might find yourself unstrong.

 

Haha... I did once when I was 18.... it was Feb. and cold with snow on the ground... but it was still fun...

 

ah i see spence...haha

 

hahaha that sounds exciting!
the only semi-exciting places i've had sex: in the back seat of a car with another couple in the front seat having sex, on the top of a hill across the street from a movie theater, on the floor of my friend's house while he wasn't home, and my other friend was sleeping next to us on the couch, on the ground right next to an apartment complex pool at 3am. sex in semi-public is exciting haha

 

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You crazy kids and your hijinks... Well, at least the date ended with a nice semen milky way to the face...

 

I've had sex in a cemetery and a church. (That Molly girl is a slut!) Both get the thumbs up.

So when's the next date, Cate? And how'd you meet this guy anyway?

 

Now that I think about it, it'd be pretty easy to have sex in a church since a lot of them stay unlocked even when there's no services or anything happening...hmm...

 

Shutup! Those are very exciting! Especially the backseat one.

How about, if sex is in the church, on the floor behind the priest's stand.