You should learn! It would be so groovy! You could get sexy belly dancing clothes and seduce your husband.
Belly dancing is a great discipline to learn - so much more free flowing than ballet - almost the antithesis to its rigid structure I studied the egyptian style of bellydance for several years, compared to cabaret and turkish, its movements are more spiritually based.......i even attended a workshop with the great Bert Balladini and a chick who is known as the "shimmy queen" - have fun with it, those moves will stay with you for years, and give you more poise and confidence.... .....not to mention the threads are way happening, baby!
I'm probably way too particular. Unless it's a hate fuck. This would probably be a hate fuck. Make the youngins feel the pain.