so I'm covered in bruises...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Penny, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Yes but neither is hurting a persons feelings and I can tend to get carried away not meaning any harm so I think it but dont say it.
     
  2. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    shut up!!


    :leaving:
    .......
     
  3. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Tenderized by a cannibalistic tribe?
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you were caught stealing the bosses cocaine and he took out his naughty paddle
     
  5. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    disclaimer************ This is not meant to mean anything, its just not right or real but my mind is corrupt************

    While blowing the boss for his blow he is blind and he dimpled her all over tryingto find the hole he was seeking.

    She was beaten by a band of Spanish Matadors dicks after a heavy night of drinking.

    Her Camera got jealous of all the hot photos she had it take and tried beating her to death with its telephoto lens

    Her boyfriend got jealous the camera was getting more action than he was

    Her boyfriend was jealous the camera offered her more than he could

    Self inflicted S&M

    Never have sex in the car wash withthe top down.
     
  6. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    You were riding a mechanical bull?
     
  7. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    So what the fuck is it? Who is right?
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    Fell off the icy stairs before the rough sex could commence?
     
  9. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    hahaha! my life seems more interesting in you guy's imagination :) But yeah I'm gonna disapoint you, the various bruises on my body are from an unknown source. That's the thing. I think it may be a mix of slipping on spilled alcohol in the non-frozen bar staircase pretty much every day, only the bruises decided to show up now and... and very rough sex yes, that's likely. So that makes... almost everyone get a prize?
     
  10. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    So what is the prize? :D
     
  11. lode

    lode Banned

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    Rough sex for my prize?
     
  12. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    ok if I dominate!
     
  13. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    well everyone gets to choose a price, I'm out of ideas these days.. the answer is yes (maybe with conditions, though, but yes)
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    thats hot
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    You have no idea what your getting yourself into. :D
     
  16. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    good I love surprises :D
     
  17. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Well well now this can be really fun! I never had the option of picking my own prize, hmm.....

    Oh since I was so mean on my first options I choose that my prize was just being allowed to play the game! That fair enough?
     
  18. dreamingofTheo

    dreamingofTheo Member

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    Where are most of your bruises? I had such bruised lips, from giving head one time, Oh my God it was embarrassing, only because I had gotten lost in the moment for about half hour or more. I love to make a guy feel GOOD!!!!! and this one night I did.
    To see a guy "so into" getting head, anyway. (suction--just something about it!!)

    If it`s the lips, "Go Girl!!!!"
     
  19. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hmmm...
     
  20. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    Yank you weren't mean! I thought you were fun to read :D

    and dreaming something that's uh.. interesting
     
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