Can I be the town idiot--the guy that sits on a bench downtown wrapped in foil,waving at all the cars going by,drooling ,babbling about the 6th dimension,scratching my sack and asking "hot 'nuff 'fer ya ,jimmy"?to everyone?Can I?Can I--huh?
we're not talking about the ride-on dildoes, you slut. someone has to keep the ice cream/pot truck in working order or this place will go straight to hell...not that i care. i now own everything and live in another town entirely.
If Hipforums were a Town... I Would be Packing my Bags Immediatly and Heading to the Next Town... Some Countries Away...
i'm the guy nobody knows except some of the bus drivers (because hardly anybody, even them, sees him very often). oh wait, i'm that in real life already. i could, of course, be a self appointed planning consultant, that shows up at town council meetings to give everybody a bad time. of course if this was a town on lananara there wouldn't be a lot of these problems because little people sized trains are almost everywhere and paved streets and roads almost no where, and no such thing as gas stations either. in which case i'd be one of the volunteer hobbiests keeping them running, which is how we'd be doing things there. i suppose i might even occasionaly work the counter at the mathom house. but i would definately leave the newcommer's and visitor's orientation center to those more social then myself. i'd probably take my turn in the kitchens and gardens too. not that bad of a cook really. and plenty of experience large scale diswashing, though not too much with large scale cooking, like a communal chow hall would be. still be most people wouldn't really know me or notice me all that well. which would suit me just fine anyway. =^^= .../\...
I'd like to play the role of the town simpleton (since every other position has been taken) the guy who always walks around saying dumb things, does odd jobs, and gets a freebie from the town slut / prostitute whose biker boyfriend abandoned her for the homecoming queen Hotwater
I think I would just be a fill in for the population, nothing really that grand.... maybe the bar tender at the pub.
I wouldn't be so quick to underestimate the importance of the town bartender especially If she's hot, young, and available. It gives every guy in town someone to compare his wife or girlfriend to. You set the standard Hotwater