So if Hipforums were a town...

I have a large house down the street from Motel Jess. A great Rock Radio Station is broadcasted out of my basement. I use it to promote good music awareness as well as wet T-Shirt Contests and the like. I have huge parties that everyone in town has been to. My house is open to the public, like a 24 hour chillaxin zone.

Who wants to apply to be my security?

 

Hmmm......the hermit role has been filled, as well as the crazy artist.......

 

I would be the guy supply all the LSD and Magic Mushrooms. And also the Morphine for when you need a break from the buzzing noises in your head

 

hehehehehehe. i should never have to take responsibility for my actions. i'm an american girl.

 

Thank god your there And are you talking Sunshine or Windowpane?

 

I'd be the town therapist. Baby Eaters' Anonymous would finally be official...and thus begins my plan at world domination...ahem...I mean...healing...yes, world healing.

 

Oh I know I would be the suicidal mental case that doesn't really let people get close.

 

I'd be the town food pantry and assistance center. It's just what I do.

 

Well in that case I would be the cook, maid, and construction worker.

 

So you'd be my bitch? Just as you are now. Funny how things work out.

 

the town whore...no I'm kidding I'd be the whacky preschool director who always has magic marker on her clothes and paste on her nose.

 

Fitzy! Adam is high again. He's crazy enough to think I'm his bitch when it's the other way around.

Come on Adam you know I'll never be your bitch.

 

funny he wants to be in the food pantry...guess we'll be seeing him in skirts and high heels soon

 

He's been wearing that stuff for years! Seeing him in the stockings and garter scarred me for life though.

 

Remember that when you're getting the Pete Rose treatment, after you've been shamed from sports and have no money. Fucker.

 

i'll have my true fans behind me

 

You'll have as many fans left as Barry Bonds.

 

....i'll have plenty of fans wanting to vote me onto the towns sports hall of fame, but the the town won't ever let a vote happen

 

Because you're a disgrace. You're lucky we even let you live here after what you did. You're solely responsible for the decline of popularity in this towns sports and you should be exiled.

 

no, i'm not responsible for the decline in sports...i've been on championship teams and coached championship teams...its the parents that let there kids become fatass slobs by sitting on the couch playing video games all day