So if Hipforums were a town...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DancerAnnie, May 31, 2007.

  1. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    I have a large house down the street from Motel Jess. A great Rock Radio Station is broadcasted out of my basement. I use it to promote good music awareness as well as wet T-Shirt Contests and the like. I have huge parties that everyone in town has been to. My house is open to the public, like a 24 hour chillaxin zone.

    Who wants to apply to be my security?
     
  2. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Hmmm......the hermit role has been filled, as well as the crazy artist.......
     
  3. Krsna Bhakti

    Krsna Bhakti d-_-b JAMMING

    I would be the guy supply all the LSD and Magic Mushrooms. And also the Morphine for when you need a break from the buzzing noises in your head ;)
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    hehehehehehe. i should never have to take responsibility for my actions. i'm an american girl.
     
  5. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

    Thank god your there :) And are you talking Sunshine or Windowpane?
     
  6. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I'd be the town therapist. Baby Eaters' Anonymous would finally be official...and thus begins my plan at world domination...ahem...I mean...healing...yes, world healing.
     
  7. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Oh I know I would be the suicidal mental case that doesn't really let people get close.
     
  8. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    I'd be the town food pantry and assistance center. It's just what I do.
     
  9. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Well in that case I would be the cook, maid, and construction worker.
     
  10. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    So you'd be my bitch? Just as you are now. Funny how things work out.
     
  11. Masoumeh

    Masoumeh Member

    the town whore...no I'm kidding I'd be the whacky preschool director who always has magic marker on her clothes and paste on her nose.
     
  12. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Fitzy! Adam is high again. He's crazy enough to think I'm his bitch when it's the other way around.

    Come on Adam you know I'll never be your bitch.
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    funny he wants to be in the food pantry...guess we'll be seeing him in skirts and high heels soon
     
  14. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    He's been wearing that stuff for years! Seeing him in the stockings and garter scarred me for life though.
     
  15. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Remember that when you're getting the Pete Rose treatment, after you've been shamed from sports and have no money. Fucker.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i'll have my true fans behind me
     
  17. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    You'll have as many fans left as Barry Bonds.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    ....i'll have plenty of fans wanting to vote me onto the towns sports hall of fame, but the the town won't ever let a vote happen
     
  19. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Because you're a disgrace. You're lucky we even let you live here after what you did. You're solely responsible for the decline of popularity in this towns sports and you should be exiled.
     
  20. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    no, i'm not responsible for the decline in sports...i've been on championship teams and coached championship teams...its the parents that let there kids become fatass slobs by sitting on the couch playing video games all day
     

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