so i was having sex with this girl one time...

so i broke out the baby oil and some rubber gloves,
i started lubing my hands up and rubbing the oil thuroughly on the gloves...i started fingering her slowly, yet lovingly...one finger, then two, then four...soon, i had my hand in the prayer position but they were going in and out of her...i proceeded to look up at here and i said "i love you"...

what a special moment...

 

Thanks for sharing Jer.

:leaving:

 

Wow, your whole hand?.. I'm assuming shes had kids before then?

 

:rockon:

 

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

 

Happy Birthday!

 

Ohhhhhh, we're halfway there, OHHHHHHHH, Livin' on a prayer....

Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear, Ohhhhh, Livin' on a prayer......

 

we've gotta hold on to what we got cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. You're making me wanna go to eighties night!

 

so, you had your own vagina puppet??

 

Who doesn't like a nice, warm vagina puppet? It's a nice place for cold hands on those lonely winter nights.

 

LOL

 

This is for Jer...

Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Tommy used to work on the cocks
Cause men is what he likes
He’s down on his butt...to suck, he sucks
Gina works the diner all day
Working for this man, she knows homie’s gay
Even so, she’s in love

She always tries to hold on to what he’s got
cause it doesn’t make a difference
If he likes it or not
She’s built like no other. She’s freaking hot
He’ll love her, when he sees what she’s got

(He’ll say) Whooah, she’s half way bare
In her women’s underwear
Look at her cans! That bra’s gonna tear
such tight women’s underwear

Tommy got his six inch long cock
Now he’s holding it and he’s confused
To make it stop - so tough, it’s tough
Gina dreams of running away
And she cries in the night
Tommy whispers baby its okay, I’m not quite as gay

She always tries to hold on to what he’s got
cause it doesn’t make a difference
If he likes it or not
She’s built like no other. She’s freaking hot
He’ll love her, when he sees what she’s got

(He said) Whooah, she’s half way bare
In her women’s underwear
Look at her cans! That bra’s gonna tear
her tight women’s underwear

Tommy’s gettin’ his swerve on, because she’s hot
No reason to fight it he’ll give it all he’s got...

 

:lol: When I read that for some reason I started laughing uncontrollably. Haha that was great.

 

OMG Dus that was hillarious!!!!!!! I gotta send that to my girlfriend. That's our song she's gonna love your revision