so i was having sex with this girl one time...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jerry420, May 23, 2007.

  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    so i broke out the baby oil and some rubber gloves,
    i started lubing my hands up and rubbing the oil thuroughly on the gloves...i started fingering her slowly, yet lovingly...one finger, then two, then four...soon, i had my hand in the prayer position but they were going in and out of her...i proceeded to look up at here and i said "i love you"...

    what a special moment...
     
  2. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

    Thanks for sharing Jer.

    :leaving:
     
  3. 121

    121 Senior Member

    Wow, your whole hand?.. I'm assuming shes had kids before then?
     
  4. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    :rockon:
     
  5. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
     
  6. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Happy Birthday!
     
  7. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    Ohhhhhh, we're halfway there, OHHHHHHHH, Livin' on a prayer....

    Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear, Ohhhhh, Livin' on a prayer......
     
  8. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    we've gotta hold on to what we got cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. You're making me wanna go to eighties night!
     
  9. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    so, you had your own vagina puppet??
     
  10. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

    Who doesn't like a nice, warm vagina puppet? It's a nice place for cold hands on those lonely winter nights.
     
  11. LOL:D
     
  12. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    This is for Jer...

    Once upon a time
    Not so long ago

    Tommy used to work on the cocks
    Cause men is what he likes
    He’s down on his butt...to suck, he sucks
    Gina works the diner all day
    Working for this man, she knows homie’s gay
    Even so, she’s in love

    She always tries to hold on to what he’s got
    cause it doesn’t make a difference
    If he likes it or not
    She’s built like no other. She’s freaking hot
    He’ll love her, when he sees what she’s got

    (He’ll say) Whooah, she’s half way bare
    In her women’s underwear
    Look at her cans! That bra’s gonna tear
    such tight women’s underwear

    Tommy got his six inch long cock
    Now he’s holding it and he’s confused
    To make it stop - so tough, it’s tough
    Gina dreams of running away
    And she cries in the night
    Tommy whispers baby its okay, I’m not quite as gay

    She always tries to hold on to what he’s got
    cause it doesn’t make a difference
    If he likes it or not
    She’s built like no other. She’s freaking hot
    He’ll love her, when he sees what she’s got

    (He said) Whooah, she’s half way bare
    In her women’s underwear
    Look at her cans! That bra’s gonna tear
    her tight women’s underwear

    Tommy’s gettin’ his swerve on, because she’s hot
    No reason to fight it he’ll give it all he’s got...
     
  13. Miss_Beatle

    Miss_Beatle Beatlemaniac

    :lol: When I read that for some reason I started laughing uncontrollably. Haha that was great.
     
  14. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    OMG Dus that was hillarious!!!!!!! I gotta send that to my girlfriend. That's our song she's gonna love your revision
     

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