so I have dreadlocks against my will now

No Nick, I went years with a bangsless just below my ears cut, then down to my shoulders, then I cut it like you want me to cut it like a boy, and then I grew it long again and that Christina Ricci cut is how I had my hair for like a year of my life. I have had it much longer than that for the past few years. And I'm not growing out the bangs with my forehead and eyebrows.

 

I suppose. I guess it's that I don't notice bangs. people talk about bangs, "oh you'd look great with bangs", "those bangs block her eyes" etc etc etc and I don't know what they're talking about. I have this rare disorder that inhibits my vision from observing bangs or the absence or bangs.

 

That's weird.. bangs are just having your hair cut above your eyes, or above your nose for longer ones and you brush them to either side of your face or part them in the middle.. how can you not notice them - do you not look at people's faces?

 

Also - maybe I have had a similar cut for a few years now but at least I change my hair color often so it's not boring..

 

I don't pay attention to that kind of thing.
another weird one is eye color. when someone's describing someone else they always start off with hair and eye color, and I almost never notice eye color. maybe 1 out of 1,000 people, if they happen to have really striking eyes. I'll date a girl for a few weeks before I realize what color her eyes are. it's all like, who cares about that stuff?

 

This is me with my bangs put away from my forehead:



Truly alien-looking, scary.

 

That is really weird also.. that's like the first thing I notice in people. I still don't understand how Dave doesn't remember the eye-color of his 2-year ex. That just makes me feel like he never looked in her eyes.

 

yea, keep the bangs.

 

see you notice the difference! I just think you didn't know the terminology.

 

I look people in the eyes and only remarkable eye color sticks out for me. most people don't have it.

 

I know what it means, but I never notice it.

 

what's a remarkable eye-color to you?

 

then how come you just advised me to keep my forehead hidden? you must have noticed it was hidden by hair before at least the entire time I've known you and all of a sudden you saw it uncovered and was grossed-out? it's okay, so am I.

 

it looks better when you don't pin it up like that is what I'm sayin.

 

yea green eyes are my favorite too. well grey eyes really are, but I've met 1 person with grey eyes in my life.

 

I know. I just have a big forehead and too thin-stupid looking brows.

 

well the kitty's eyes are too different colors, not just green.

 

oh wait i just noticed this cat has a blue eye! like your eyes sometimes.

 

haha