Mollythehippy-esque humor!! Fun for all! What a treat! Thank you for your creativity! It must have been a hoot the whole time! Jolly times are finally at hand!
I heard snorting broken glass gives a well good high! You know, I think i might go do a few windows worth now!
man that wasa a kickass window! it was double glazed i think. fuck man im so high!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone
shit yeah man that stuff is awesome, a bit hard to come by now adays though. I got so much of that shit crystalized in my spine, whenever i crack my back it feels like a buncha glass is being jabbed into my brain!
Well, I wasn't gonna share my killer secret but since everyone else is....Did you know if you snort a .50 caliber armor-piercing NATO round you see elephants coming out of your fingers, and hey psst, if you fire it from a rifle into your mouth the elephants turn pink and start dancing, but don't tell anyone! P.S. if you can't get your hands on that equipment a bottle-rocket works too, but the high doesn't last as long .
shit.... im paying like 8 bucks a round :-( but i got a good friend in the glass industry and he hooks me up so i guess it balances out
so this one time, I made a thread about eating straight buds, unheated and completely untouched by any fats or alcohol. I was drunk off my ass, and thought I was high, but I couldnt even tell cause I was getting close to the black out stage from drinking. the next morning, I read through my thread, and was about to say, "JUST KIDDING GUYS!!! I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOU WOULD BELIEVE MEEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAHA GAHHHHAHAHAHA!!!" but I decided I would just say, "yeah I was drunk and stupid and it was a very embarassing thing to do, sorry". hmm.... just thought I would throw that out there, ya know?
.............................................I think you need some bullets to the mouth to relax to a little bit eh?