Smoking Weird Shit

damn that's nasty. I accidentally pissed in my own mouth when I was in kindergarten. I was trying to piss in the holes in the top of the urinal, but I aimed too high and shot myself directly in the face/mouth with warm piss.

 

I also stuck my tongue inside a habanero pepper. That shit was the most intense burn I have ever experienced. The fuckin pepper left a big ass blister oon my tongue and the inside of my cheeks.

 

i was on a surf trip to the outer banks with some of my friends and we were chillen in this hottub and i was pissed, and one of the dudes has some really gnarly warts on the bottom of his foot. i licked it and came out of that hot tub 20 dollars richer.

 

yeah ik exactly what you mean, my mom actually had this little sniffer? or whatever that had a red powder in it, and whenever my sinuses were clogged i'd sniff that shit up and sneeze the shit out of my sinuses haha, now that i think about it i bet it was pepper

 

The shit works wonders man, but it burns like a sumina bitch.

 

I used to get paid by people at school to snort all kinds of weird shit. I've snortedixie Stix, that spicy Lucas shit, dirt, cheese, powdered soap,crushed up seashells, sugar, salt, a diced up jalepeno, that hot shit that you put on pizza, smarties, cheeto powder, and I also did the wasabi like Steve-O, and so much more. I'm a dumbass, I know

 

At least we don't need to tell you, man. Ease up on your poor nose, though. Damn.

 

the resin buzz is totally different. kind of heavy on the eyes. i haven't smoked it in a while but in BC you need not have to scrape for resin. i used to be what they call a resin minor, i could find resin in the cleanest of pipes and we would get lit!!!