smoking coffee

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by machinist, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    I think smoking coffee would just taste yucky and piss me off. I'd be like "yea I shoulda just drank that shit".....

    fun fact. the fastest way to get something into your system in exact order-
    1) Smoking
    2)Injecting
    3) Drinking
    HOWEVER....the amount of time difference between those three is so small that it really makes no difference.
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    4) smearing it on your sphincter :D
     
  3. AmericanTerrorist

    AmericanTerrorist Bliss

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    lol yea people used to plug ecstasy all the time.
    not sayin if I ever did that or not... ;)
     
  4. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I don't know why people have to try to be so cool!


    Nothing wrong with the good old days and just drinking a cup and having a smoke. ;)
     
  5. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    sorry for the delay.. the op i woke up, and it was raining so it didn't happen.

    i just fired up a bowl of coffee

    it burns pretty good and tastes pretty good too. i just smoke a lil.. we'll see what happens
     
  6. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    :2thumbsup: + 1 rep
     
  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I woke up late one day and didn't have time to make coffee. I seriously do not function without coffee. I grabbed the jar of instant, filled a heaping table spoon, in my mouth it went and I was out the door.


    :eek:


    Life has been somehow different since that experience...


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  8. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    I'm not trying to be cool.. trust me thats the last thing in the world i would do.

    I dont have a regular coffee maker i have a french press so i have to boil water and pour it and stir it and let it sit and press it.. its a hassle sometimes early in the morning when i'm really tired and in a rush.
     
  9. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    ok so the experiment.. i need to try it again, because i had already drank like 4 cups of strong coffee, so i dont know if i got anything out of it or not. next time i smoke coffee i'll make sure i start with a clean slate.
     
  10. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    why not "dip" it instead of smoking it? might be less hazardous to your health.
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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  12. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Some of the comments are hilarious.

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  13. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    lol I didn't even read any of the comments, but that's some funny shit:rofl:
     

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