smokin' on a school day: official rule(s)

yeah, but i didn't see how that all connected to the smoking at school rules

 

na chuffing with a teacher is a good thing. i used to chuff with my citizenship teacher, she is a legend if we got in any trouble she'd help us out of it.
she still comes and has a smoke with us sometimes tis a shame dont see her as much now iv left school.

 

i lost what rule we are at so
rule#5 allways bring food

 

Rule # Whatever the Fuck We're On At This Point
Sitting in the back of the classroom crunching away on cheetos with red eyes does not help to present an image of sobriety.

 

hahahaha done that too many times

 

Rule:3646565745367465 : DONT GET CAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

thats just a good rule to live by

 

rule #5: stay away from straight edge people

 

Rule number pi: if you're a "babbler" like me (ie you start talking when you're high and you just don't stop), bring a notebook to write in or use your phone to txt someone so you can tell someone these amazing thoughts later. Otherwise you'll just be talking and talking and talking.

Rule number e: don't make it a regular thing. if people start to see a pattern (ie you always go to the same place at the same time and do the same thing with the same people and then come back giggling and hungry) then it'll be easier for them to catch you out.

Rule e=mc^2: plan it properly. Don't just wander away with some random people who you don't trust not to drop you in the shit to some random shit place with some shit weed and not know who could be around to catch you. Scope it out properly. Pick a good place and trust your mates.

 

Rule :

I forgot.

 

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i dont' know

 

rule #1
don't be a dumbass

rules #2
don't fight while high......bad idea

 

Rule #1, Dont commit the crime if you cant do the time.
Rule #2, Dont be a dumbass, examine the situation your in and use logical reasoning to not get caught.

 

rule#6669, never smoke with cancer patients, or teachers pets, or any person that talks like they surf..... yet they dont, and especially not with anyone that the admin has their constant eagle eye on(ie obvious stoners/burnouts)

and if you are the latter you should proly wait till you get home

 

don't smoke with cancer patients?

 

yea ive never had a good experience with them. one got me busted, its a causation. i happen to be cancerist lol

 

so cancer patients are narcs?

 

all the ones i know are theyre just jealous that we have all our hair lol

 

TheShow, im waiting for the link to explain my hatred of cancer patients

 

Smoke before class as often as possible.