Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Rebel_1, May 19, 2004.
Does anybody like the smell of cats roasting over an open fire, Muuuum! Yummmy, Just kidding.
lol...you were a curious little youngin weren't ya...
I remember when i was little, i was best friends with this little boy, and we would play all the time together cause he was my neighbor...but i remember we use to look as his dads playboys all of the time.. and we played doctor once and that was the first time i saw a penis, i thought i was suppose to have one and when i looked i didnt, i was confused...but he would chase me with his pants pulled down and his little penis flappin in the wind..
Ahhhhhh memories, gotta love'em..
hehe that story was too cute
lol. isn't it crazy how little kids start exploring and discovering sexuality? I remember when I was young.. shoot.. prolly like 6 or so, I had this girl friend who'd come over and play and this one day I think she was showing herself to me in my room... like getting naked.. I dunno,... it's sorta blurry, but I just remember sitting there and her showing her body to me and stuff...then my mom tried to come in the room but we had locked the door so she ran in the closet to get dressed..... lol... no wonder I used to have lesbian fantasies.
"After the age 14 I retired from my practice."
shouldnt have retired bro, thats when it starts gettin good.
ok so u retired from the practie of smelling pussies...i do hope that you lick/eat them now and love it!!!!
my female friends and i always used to have sleepovers and we'd share a bed and sleep naked and stuff. we played doctor sometimes, i think i french kissed a girl when i was really little without knowing what it was. my male friends and i always played batman and catwoman, but there was no nakedness involved, just killing bad guys. ah, i was a queer little one indeed.
yeah, but catwoman is hot
why do you need to play doctor with a girl to smell pussy. You just need to go to the pet store and buy one. Then youll have your verry own pussy to pet and stroke play with. You could even smell it if you want, seems kind a wierd to me, but whatever.
you dont neeed to lick pussies. they do it all by themselves.
eat them????.... are you Chineese?
once wen i was lin like 5th grade? me and my guy friend where in his backyard with this girl down form the street and i said can i see ur boobies and she danced around her backayrd naked and then asked if she could see our private parts so we showed her in return, it was like a fuking orgy thing lol the bad thing is though my friends mom caught us and told all of our parents and i got yelled at and grounded and got spanked
Gosh, bad vulgar word there... lol... But I guess if you liked the scent more power to ya.. !
yeah right like you really smelled pussy when u were 6
haha yeah i used to be best friends with this little boy next door and we played doctor a lot. i asked him where he had gotten his penis cause i wanted one too.. i thought it looked funny
ya penises are goofy looking, oh well...
Hense the statement,..."Bumping uglies"
Oh all my life and not 30 min's ago, I was told how I was the most
hansom, good looking guy, bla bla bla,......
The thing is I always thought everybody was doing the
same as I, I'd go to clubs and have full on sex at one too three times
before leaving with another ro my house, this one spent the night,
I've had friends ask me to do "That *&$% thing, Guy friends, and they
wanted me to bring girls back to after hour clubs/parties,
This one time I went to a club, it had a 7 dollar entry fee, so I'm in line
with many more, and when I got to the girl who managed the door
money, I layed a ten down and expected three dollars in re turn,
I got the money, and then the girl working at this some what higher
class club comes right out and says "I suck you dry", my reply was...
"For seven bucks?" as well as entry, then one of her girl friends stuffed her home phone number in my shirt pocket, I went out with this girl had sex, went back in and finished out the night, now I was suposed to wait fot
the girl who earlier said I'd suck you dry, had to go in the back and do her job, and money thing, reciepts match the amount taken out, well I was
somewhat comming down from a night of beer and Scotch, I just left,
the next night, she asked me "What Happened?", I said something like
"Well after awhile I thought you just blew me off and went out a back door,
she explained this was not the case, and with great enthusiasum, so this
night I waited and we went home together, the next day she had sent
me flowers in a glass vase, with a note, "I had a great time and hope we can
do it again soon"...., ya I'm stupid, but it never dawned on me I was the only
one, I've even been sucker punched by friends then, just because I was
in the area, and they would have no chance with any of the girls there while I was there, nieve???, I guess I was, but I thought everybody did the
same thing I was, I've since found this was, and still isn't the case...
Ladies!!, not all guys think with thier lettle heads, and we like, or at least I
would have a little to do with we do, or don't, being "Very good looking"
isn't always a great thing, ...for those that believe the good looking people
of the world have it made as far as getting laid, you that may think this,
Icurus / Devon Knight ~
Anybody can smell cats roasting over an open fire, must be a sensitive animal lover here.
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