Smash or Pass??

i ate a lemon at work today

 

1,2,3.

4, I see no appeal whatsoever. But, maybe it`s the tilted head. I just don`t see how she`d be any good in bed.

5, I start feeling the need to compartmentalize: blowjob ok, titty fuck ok, kissing ok, fucking...hmmm. Giving oral, no way!

But of course, I`ve done it all!

 

Why wouldn't you eat out 5? I don't understand that.

 

If all else fails, turn out the lights before you make love. That ends all the need for one kind of girl or another.
Can't find a pretty girl, an ugly one will do, can't find a pretty girl an ugly one will do...
Skip to the Lou my darling.

 

1 no
2 yes
3 no
4 maybe
5 no

 

Do you want reasons why I`m not attracted to out of shape mid-sections and bottom halves? Should I write a memo, an action item list?

She`s way above her medically ideal weight!

 

So is the rest of America :2thumbsup:

 

So she's a little chubbs. Does that mean the puss won't taste good? Heck, it'll probably taste like candy if she eats a lot of it!

And to be fair, I like her legs. I like that there's a lot of flesh to her thighs. Try to imagine her in jeans. The boot may be rather hot.

 

1. no - just too skinny
2-4. yes - all 3 are sexy (2 & 3 are sexy, 4 is my personal favourite)
5. probably - she's a pretty girl and she suits her curves.

 

I perfer a woman on the thicker side but not too thick. Never been with a skiiny woman before. Yes i like the cushion, for the pushin!

 

I love women, body shape is not so important to me, recently I have been getting turned on by larger women and have had a couple. Love the wobbly flesh.

 

5 is my fave (a not-so-small girl who looks good in her curves), then 4, then 2.

 

i prefer my own body to all of them.

 

2 is my favorite, 5 is my least favorite.....i would probably fuck all of them though

 

I honestly wasn't expecting curvy to win.

And I'm pretty sure most of the guys posting would fuck them all. After all, every single one of them has a vagina.

 

Now what are you like Bitter?

 

Exactly!!! Except for the first one, I would have to be in a serious dry spell to consider her (3 months maybe).

 

Number 4.. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

i'd bang on number 1, extra hard for all the lamefags that say they don't want her

 

Haha! You think 3 months is a serious dry spell? Try 6!!

I'm in between 2 and 4 (closer to 2 nowadays), but working to look like 3.