sluts

You didn’t I was just kidding

I don’t know about Deviate


Hotwater

 

of course I'm not.

 

lol why don't you take your neanderthal club and go hunt down your own food?

 

I'm already on it. make sure the cave is cleaned up before I get back. and the kids need bathing!

 

That's a great name for a band.

 

ugh

 

I sawwy. here's a candy cane just for you eppermintstick:

 

Sluts are good for 2 things.

1. sex
2. making damn good sandwiches

After you factor the percentages out i come up with that 90% of the woman population has sex and can make good sanwiches, so 90% of women are sluts.

 

:smilielol5:

 

mmm, slut sandwich

I like BLT- brunette, lesbianism, titties.

 

Damn that should be like the saturday night special at the strip club or something

 

I'll leave this one alone lest I get in the way of your bragging.

 

how would she manipulate, I wonder?

 

with her mouth, i'd imagine.

 

I imagine something along the lines of---

Dress up provocatively, hold eye-contact for a bit too long, smile, blink, switch when walking by, stroke her hair, maybe look back, and then say:

"Uh, uh. Buy me a Mustang and a ring first", to the first chump who starts drooling, staring, or rubbernecking.

 

lol

 

I forgot the "tell all her friends about it" part.

 

I used to be friends with this group of three pretty much drop dead chicks, they were blonde and stereotypical airheads. super fun though. anyway, the routine was they would break off at the bars and hustle drinks. then walk away and give me some. I didn't pay for drinks for like 3 months.

 

in summation, don't be a chump and buy random flirting ladies drinks, guys. maybe after a decent conversation. fight the manipulation!

 

Classic example of a...a date rape. Ooops, I mean: of manipulating the manipulator. :coolgleamA: