I had a very interesting picture in my head...it just takes a little bit of imagination... Atleast the "I have a headache" excuse would work better.
I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one laughing. Did you have the vision of a guy just sitting in a room and then he sees a hot girl and his dick just pops out of his temple...and then the girl gets turned on by it and this hole forms by her temple....and then they start banging their heads together?
Dude... I dont know what everyones "EW GROSS" ing about. We've all seen worse things. Pft... Grow up... I think thats kinda weird. So like does the penis glue gun stick thing come out and then transform into a vulva or what?