Slipknot

their drums are still pretty good, but they're singing so pretty now.

 

gay huh? like you? I dunno, if you call slipknot gay, you call Joey Jordison gay, the fastest most insane drummer I've ever seen. Thats not gay, thats brillance. So, calling a heavy metal band gay (happy). Yea, shows how much intelligence you can muster up.

 

You've obviously never delved into real metal then.

I thought Joey was "amagawd the best drummer in tha WORLD!1!1oneone!11!!" when I was like, fourteen.

Then I started listening to real metal. Pete Sandoval would rape his shit right into next week, as would Mike Portnoy and Danny Carey [asshole though he is]. The list is endless.

Slipknot is a fucking terrible band, meant to cater to angsty fourteen year old mallgoths. And they do a wonderful job of it.

 

so quick to judge because i used a word that mostly ignorant people use for lack of a better word, but i just find it hilarious. just like if i were to say, hey, leingod, you're a fucking gay douchebag! and even if i was gay, you'd probably fucking like it.

you don't know me nor the degree of my intelligence, so please don't make such grandiose assumptions based on one of my posts, kthx? oh, and complete sentences and proper apostrophes never hurt anyone.

joey jordison may be a great drummer, but there's plenty of other drummers out there that are a lot better. and if he is such a good drummer, i doubt he'd get proper recognition with 7 other douchebags buttfucking their instruments and corey taylor screaming like a gorilla trying to beat off. god, that guy is so gay.

ps - i love actual gay men.

 

PEOPLE = SHIT

 

you can stop being gay by listening to real metal:

https://www.youtube.com/v/JAagedeKdcQ&hl=en&fs=1

https://www.youtube.com/v/mE--ehEUg5I&hl=en&fs=1

https://www.youtube.com/v/VPFQ_FmZ79w&hl=en&fs=1

ROB HALFORD IS SO FUCKING GAY!

 

i'm hijacking this lame thread.

after you're done wiping the nut off of your computer screen from those, you can watch this last one for good measure;

https://www.youtube.com/v/E7UoXt9W5mw&hl=en&fs=1

slipknot....my fucking god you suck.

big cock!

 

They had better pay me to see such a band. As a matter of fact they couldn't pay me to see such a band. And I think i would have to be on a very strong drug to even consider going to a slipknot concert. But i guess everyone is entitled to their opinion, but ewww..... just eww. I prefer real rock bands from back when good music was still conceivible. I hope i have not offended anybody, I know how much of a touchy subject this can be.

May peace and love be with you!

 

Thanks for using words like delved to try to undermine my credibility and my logical opinions. Thanks, but they only prove whos really the ignorant one here. "Real Metal"!?!?! WHAT the fuck is real metal? Seriously, thats another one of your opinions in which they represent how poorly you choose your words. I really don't need to prove anything to you, simply the fact that your judgement lacks credentials. Yea, I said he is an awesome drummer, did I ever say he was the best? No, I didn't, something you pulled beneath the lines to make me be the idiot. Well, too bad, for your plan back fired.

You trying to prove something? "Oh, I listen to real metal, leingod doesn't, hahaha." Get a life and quit assuming your fucking god, because everyone is, your not that fucking special.

 

"for your plan back fired...mwahahaha, mmmmyezzzz, i sound so sophisticated!"

i can tell you what real metal ISN'T...slipknot. that's so fucking lame dude. this nu-metal bullshit is a joke and i think she put it nicely when she said it was for 14 year old mall-goths. bust out the plastic play-do knives and horribly ridiculous sized pants with way too many chains, straps, and pockets, followed by a long-sleeve shirt made of fishnet with a...you guessed it, slipknot shirt on top. probably some horrible black splotches on their face they try to pass off as make-up, too. but that's just my opinion; i also like the fact that you're just so mad!

and yeah, i'm trying to prove something. that you're a big queerbomb. if everyone were god, everybody would be created equally in matters of creativity, intelligence, charisma, personality, skills (especially fucking grammar), et cetera. so i'm sorry, you're wrong. and it's "you're", not your...goddamn.

 

Much applause.

But moar applause to the Venom video drop.

 

Credentials?

Look at a Slipknot guitar tab.

"Tune down until yr strings are hanging off of the neck, then chug indiscernable drop-tuned bar riffs."

Lyrics?

"OmGzzzzzz lOoK hOw Br000ooo000tal wE aRe HaTe hAtE!11oneone!1!!!1 wErE sO br000ooo000tAl wE sAy FuuUCkkkkk"

He's no better of a drummer than any kid that gets a double bass pedal for Christmas and never put his Halloween costume away. Same goes for all of them. They lack any actual talent, besides the ability to make white trash teenage alternakids cream their panties and sing along to "YR. NEW. NATIONAL. FUCKING. ANTHEM" because they hate their parents.

 

Lol... Everybody hates poor little slippy XD

 

hahha, its funny how people make fun and critizize stuff that even themselves could not attempt to play. Lack of actual talent....its you who has no talent. Case closed...

 

give up man Slipnot is a disgrace to music listen to real metal not your pussy nu-metal.

 

real metal? Sorry, that is a fake genre that your own opinions and bias has created. No, how about you go get out of here for you're uneducated when it comes to musical talent and endevours. Pussy nu-metal? You are a ignorant soul.... if Mudvayne is pussy, then you must be a blind old hermit who runs away from the light for the light is the truth and your blindfold is your ignoranace.

 

i love hearing all the young'uns fighting about what real metal is. hahahaha!

 

If it wouldn't get so repetitive I'd might still find some fun in those arguments too

 

Give me Slipknot over Korn any day!!

 

I'd be happy to forget about the existence of both