Sleep Paralysis And Jesus

Are any of you familiar with the affliction of sleep paralysis? It's caused by irregular sleep patterns.

You wake up and your body is frozen. You can open your eyes. You can't yell.

Then you feel a presence, usually malevolent. You can physically feel it attacking you, tactile hallucination.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

You know what the cure is? That works every time? Calling out to Jesus.

How do you explain that one?

 

Full troll or full retard? Is this like a Choose Your Own Adventure novel?

 

WTF are you talking about?

 

Was going to ask you the same question

Calling out to Jesus works everytime

Huh?

 

I've had sleep paralysis many times. I couldn't find a good "cure", I would just have to urge myself to breath and then I would be able to move.

 

If your favorite deity is named Bob... then calling out to Bob would work, but calling Jesus wouldn't...


By the way if you can't yell when in sleep paralysis how does one call out to anyone?

 

You call out to Jesus in your head and then you can move.

 

Good to know.

 

However you were cured, I'm glad you were cured.

It must be an awful feeling.

 

Ive know of some weird nightly shit going on. I said in "Jesus name go away" .. and it be gone. probably just some weird matrix default program, if it works use it. no harm in that..

 

I wonder why that works though.

 

Just like the sleep paralysis, it's all in your head. I've had it before also, seems like once I'm "awake" enough to realize what's going on, I can make myself move again.

Occasionally, I'll have the sensation of falling. You ever had that one?

 

Now, I'm curious! What was it?

 

Is this thread in the right place?

 

i don't think i've had sleep paralysis. the closest i've had is when my arm falls asleep and i can't move it when i wake up. jesus can't help me with that; i just need to shake it around until blood starts flowing again.

 

"The power of Christ compels you"


That also works

 

Yes, that's a hypnogogic hallucination and sleep paralysis involves hypnopompic hallucinations.

 

This phrase might work too:

http://youtu.be/rxofWN8BAoc