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Discussion in 'Cartoons' started by NEMISIS, Jan 16, 2005.

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    I will not drive the principal's car.
     
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    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
     
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    I will not sell school property.
     
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    I will not burp in class.
     
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    I will not cut corners.
     
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    I will not get very far with this attitude.
     
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    I will not belch the National Anthem.
     
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    I will not sell land in Florida.
     
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    I will not grease the monkey bars.
     
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    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
     
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    I will not do anything bad ever again.
     
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    I will not show off.
     
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    I will not sleep through my education.
     
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    I am not a dentist.
     
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    Spitwads are not free speech.
     
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    Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
     
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    High explosives and school don't mix.
     
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    I will not bribe Principal Skinner.
     
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    I will not squeak chalk.
     
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    I will finish what I sta
     

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