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Discussion in 'Cartoons' started by NEMISIS, Jan 16, 2005.

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    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
     
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    There are plenty of businesses like show business.
     
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    Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
     
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    I will not waste chalk.
     
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    I will not skateboard in the halls.
     
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    I will not instigate revolution.
     
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    I will not draw naked ladies in class.
     
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    I did not see Elvis.
     
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    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes".
     
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    Garlic gum is not funny.
     
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    They are laughing at me, not with me.
     
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    I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom.
     
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    I will not encourage others to fly.
     
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    I will not fake my way through life.
     
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    Tar is not a plaything.
     
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    I will not Xerox my butt.
     
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    It's potato, not potatoe.
     
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    I will not trade pants with others.
     
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    I am not a 32 year old woman.
     
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    I will not do that thing with my tongue.
     

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